Angraiz pathan say .whats ur name? pathan says "OMER DARAZ KHAN". Angraiz says whats mean of ur name? Pathan soch k "Long life khan".

Subha SMS Shaam SMS Din me SMS Raat me SMS Ghar me SMS Office me SMS Jeena SMS Marna SMS Akhir kya he ye SMS?? S = SUB M= MIL ker S = SOCHO:-)

Gabbar: Aare o sambha! yeh sms padhnewala insaan hai ki bandar? Samba: Sarkar agar reply kare toh insaan nahi toh bandar.

Faakey pe faka ho raha hai, Naakay pe naka ho raha hai, Hukumat ker rahi hai Mansooba Bandi, Phir bhi Kakay pe Kaka ho raha hai.

Subah shaam teri yaad aavey hai, Sari raat jagave hai, Kerne ko to ker len call tumhain, Per Customer Center ki woh larki, Bar bar balance low batave hai.

Arz kya hai, Na zoroorat rakho sitaron ki, Na zaroorat rakho faltu yaron ki, Bus ik dost mango mere jesa, Jo watt laga de saron ki. :d

Musibat ka Syrup ho tum, Tension ka Capsule ho tum, Aafat k Injection ho tum, Per kya keren Jhelna parta hai, kyon k DOSTI ka Oxygen ho tum.

Aankhon main SHARAFAT, Chal main NAZAKAT, Dil main SACHAI, Phir kyon na boley her LARKI aapko BHAI.

Pehle mujhe aapne dekha, phir aap mere peeche aaye, aate gaye, aate gaye, aate gaye, aate gaye, aate gaye, aate gaye, phir kya! mujhe 1 Rupeya dena he para.

Kya aankheiN hain aapki, kya baatein hain aapki.. us khuda ne kuch aisa aapko bnaya hai... maano..."Shhhsss...KOI Hai" se bhoot nikal aaya hai....

Har des ki ek sarhadd hoti hai , bache ki bhi ek zidd hote hai aur kitna intzaar karru tere sms ka, Kanjosi ki bhi koi hadd hoti hai

Aap aik brilliant, beautiful, genius, smart, nice, gud looking, intelligent, respectful, kind, ideal larkay/larki ka sms par rahe ho.

Muskura do zara khuda ke vaste, sama-e-mahefil mai roshni kam hai, tum hamare nahi to kya ghum hai, hum tumhare to haiN ye kya kam hai?

Maine tujhe dekha Dekhta raha, Dekhta hi gaya…….. Phir mujhe chashma lag gaya

Kar diya izhare-ishq hamne telephone par, laakh rupaye ki bat thi, do rupaye main ho gayee (wah wah)

Taj Mahal kya cheez hai main to usse bhi bara mahal banaoonga, aree Mumtaz to marke dafan hui thi, main to tujhe zinda hi dafna doonga.

Khirki khuli zulfein bikhri Dilne kaha dildar nikla Par haire meri footi kismat Nahaya hua uska bap nikla

Zindagi to hum bhi jee rahe thay, Taqdeer humari kharab nikli Tajmahal hum bhi bana sakte thay, Mumtaz humari bewafa nikli