SMS & Jokes

Marriage SMS

Only true friends stand by u during bad times. I promise I will attend ur wedding.

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Before Marriage:- He: yes! atlast it was so hard 2 wait she:do you want me 2 leave? He: No! don’t even think about it She: do you love me ? He:ofcourse! over n over! She:have u ever cheated on me? He:No!y r u even asking? She:will u go on wid me on picnic? He:every chance I get! She:will u hit me ? He:R u crazy?I’m not that kind of person! She:can I trust u? He:yes.. She: Darling! After marriage… Now simply read from bottom to top

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Man at medical store:I need poison Chemist: I can’t sell you that Man shows his marriage certificate . . . Chemist: Oh! sorry, I didn’t knew u had a prescription.

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True relatives always stand behind u during bad times. Check ur marriage album. All your relatives were standing behind u!

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Q: During Marriage ceremony why is the bridegroom made to sit on the horse? A: He is given his last chance to run away…!!

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First marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.

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The Equation of Marriage: 7 Glance = 1 Smile 7 Smile = 1 Meeting 7 Meeting = 1 Kiss 7 Kisses = 1 Proposal 7 Proposal = 1 Marriage - And that 1 marriage has 77777+ problems. So beware of glance!

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To the Bride and Groom - live life to the fullest and remember, this is the first day of the rest of your life...

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To my wife...my bride...my joy

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Married life has many Ups and Downs...May most of yours be between the sheets!

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The definition of a perfect Wife? - one who helps the husband with the dishes...

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Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.

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A happy marriage is a matter of give and take; the husband gives and the wife takes.

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