SMS & Jokes

Marathi SMS / Jokes

Jevha tula aagdi ekta vaatel Najre samor dhuka vaatel Aaspaas konich disnar naahi Saagle jaag andhuk houn jail Tevha tu majhya kade ye Me tula Dolyanchya doctor kade gheun jain

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Priye Tu mala havi aahes Majya sobat Ekhadya chanshya hotel madhe aikache aahet te Premache teen shabda me bill bharte ...

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lal pivli kombadi tiche tiche karde karde pai barech divas jale tumcha sms yet nay tumhala bird flue zale ki kay ?

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Ekda ek dukkar che pillu ani tyache Baba kachara peti chya baher shi (English : shit) khaat astat. Tevdhyat dukkar che pillu mhante " Baba, Baba, apun jase mansachi shi khato tase aapli shi kon khaat asel ka?" Tyavar chidun dukrache Baba jorat tyala oradtat " E tula sangitlay na jevtana ghaan bolayche nahi!!"

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Na sampanare akhand swapna asave, Na bolata aiku yetil ase Shabd asavet, Grishmat paus padtil ase dhag asavet, Na magata sobat detil ase Mitra asavet...

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Sakali hastes Dupari hastes Sandhyakali hastes Ratri hastes Gharat hastes Rastyat hastes Yetana baghun hastes Jatana baghun hastes Tila kay vaatte Tu ektich dat ghastes ?

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When i call you.. 1. Ringing means i m thinking u. 2. Ringing means i like u. 3. Ringing means i miss u. 4. Ringing means i need u. 5. Ringing means behray phone uchal

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lal pivli kombadi tiche tiche karde karde pai barech divas jale tumcha sms yet nay tumhala bird flue zale ki kay ?

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What Dose Girlfriends Say After Sex? That Was Great No! I Love U No! Tumhala Sangitla Hota Na Ki Chaddi Ikde Tikde Feku Naka

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