SMS & Jokes

Naughty SMS

CUSTOMER: My wife needs a BRAZER but i dont know the size SALES GIRL: its ok touch my breast & try to calculate CUSTOMER: Oh! i forgot she needs underwear too

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Ai Khuda aaj barsaat ho jaye, kam se kam ek katori paani bhar jaye, jo SMS na karte ho,uska mobile us me dub jaaye. Na rahega phone, na bajegi tone!!

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andheri kabar, sunsan kabristan, soni haveli, kala aasman, bejli karki aaya tofan, rat ho gayee so ja shaitan

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Kya mamu apun ki yaad vaad nahi aa reli kyaa? Kya apun hi tere ko aise jhakas msg bhejta rahenga kya? Bole to tu bhi ek-do rapchik msg chipka dal!

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Is kader hum apko chahte hai ki, duniya wale dekhkar jal jate hai. yu to hum sabeko ullu banate hai, lekin aap thora jaldi ban jaate hai.

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kanjoos ki zindagi kya jeena.. kabhi humari tarah bhi jiya karo.. roz mere sms padh kar sharam nahi aati.. kabhi khud bhi sms kiya karo..

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Bas!! Mujhse aur nahi hoga… Main hi karun to ap kab karoge?? Maine apko kiya na!!! Chalo ab ap karo… Karo na… I’m excited…. Karo na… SMS

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A cat tries to get a sausage out of a river, but gets its paws wet, then it see a bigger one but falls in! MORAL OF STORY? The bigger the sausage the wetter the pussy!

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A man was looking at a painting for a long time of a naked woman with leaves covering the body, he was asked what he was doing and he answered - waiting for autumn.

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A Sex expert was once asked whether a rape is possible while running. No, he replied, woman can run faster with her skirt up than a man with his pants down.

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Sounds women make during sex. 1) Asthmatic - ah.ahh.ah..ah. 2) Obedient - yes.yes..yes. 3) Unsatisfied - more. more...more. 4) Religious - oh god. oh god.

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Girl & Boy were having sex. Girl: Darling, I want you to kiss my lips! Boy: Sure, which 1 would you prefer first, lower lip or upper lip? Girl: Middle lips, the ones right in the middle of my legs.

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Lady1: How come your husband is always home on time? Lady2: I have made a simple rule. SEX will be at 9PM, whether you are here or not.

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Colour of underwear reflects your mood: Red - Wild, Black - Sexy, Blue - Romantic, Pink - Seductive White - Calm, Yellow - time to change your undrewear!

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Wives r incoming calls, Lovers r outgoing calls, Aunties r Toll-free calls, Callgirls r Roaming calls, Neighbour girls r Missed Calls.

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It’s short thing, gets longer when u hold it, and pass between women breasts, and enters into a hole. What is it? Car Seat Belt, you dirty mind.

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Q:Whats the difference between magnets and women A: magnets have a positive side

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