SMS & Jokes

Health SMS

Doctor: You look terribly weak and exhausted! Are you having your meals three times a day as I advised? Lady: Doctor, I thought you said three males a day.

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Doctor: your husband needs rest and peace. Here are some sleeping pills. Wife: When must I give them to him? Doctor: They are for you.

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Doctor to patient: I have good news and bad news: the good news is that you are not a hypochondriac.

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Girl: Dr, my boobs r small. Pls Do somethng ? Dr: Cum everyday. I wil suck & make them BIG. Girl : Ok then I wil get my husband also. His penis is also small !

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Patient: Doctor I heard 10 percent of the total patients undergoing this surgery die. Doctor: Don’t worry man, those 10 percent patients operated by me are already dead. Now it’s the turn of the 90 percent survivors.

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Doctor: A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you by bills !!!

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