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Jab jab hame pyaas lagti hai, Unke aane ki aas lagti hai. Unki deewangi main hum ho gaye itne deewane, Ki har ladki ki maa apni saas lagti hai.

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Woh bhi kiya din the jub hum haseenon ke galey mila karte the, Ye un dinon ki baat hai jub hum 2 saal ke hua kartey the.

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Wo Murr Murr ke hume Dekh raithay thay or hum Unhain, Wo Murr Murr ke hume Dekh Raithay thay or hum Unhain Q ke Exam me na unhain kuch ata tha aur Na Hume

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KHOON se likh Diya Har Dewaar par uska Naam, Aur phir tor di har Dewaar Jis per Likha tha uska naam, Kyun k Spelling mistake Thi.

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Kash PYAAR ka insurance ho jata Pyaar karne se pahle premium bharwaya jata, Pyaar me wafa mili to thik, Warna bewafao pe jo kharcha hota, Uska claim to mil jata.

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Aaj kuch kami hai tere bagair, Na rang hai na roshni hai tere bagair, Waqt apni raftar se chal raha hai, Bus dhadkan thami hai tere bagair.

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Ajeeb si kashish hai aap me Ki hum aap k khayalon me khoye rehte hai, Ye soch kar k aap khawabo me aao ge Hum din me bhi soya karte hai.

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bahot khobsurat hai ahkhen tumari banadijiye inhe kismat hamari, use our zindagi me kya chahiye,jise milgaee mohabbat tumari.

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Hamaare Dil ke arman aansuon me beh gaye, Hum gali me thay gali me reh gaye, Kambakhat light chali gayi Jo baat unse kehni thi wo unki mummy se keh gaye.

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Gadha jo khaye wo Ghas ho tum, Buddhe ka Chyawanprash ho tum, Idiot stupid bakwas ho tum, Par jo bhi ho yaar Dost Jha kaas ho tum.

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Jab tak tu apne dil ki baat mujhe samjhayegi Meri shaadi kahin aur ho jayegi!

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Phool hai gulab ka, Chamli ka na samjna. Phool hai gulab ka, Chameli ka na sanjna. Aashiq hoon aapka, saheli ka na samajna. Ha!ha!Ha!

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Mujhe intezaar hai, kab poora hoga … Khambakht Paros sae jo mehek ati hai.. Pyas ko aur badhati hai. Jane kab.. ye intezaar poora hoga …

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Ama kabhi hass bhi diya karo Agar naraaz ho phir bhi hass diya karo.. Kya pata kaun aa ke tumhari hassi bana jaaye.. Iss liye doosron pe hass liya karo..

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Kyun log dekho mobile khareedte hain ? Kabhi game toh kabhi gane sunte hain… Lekin jab bhi sms mangao unse.. Kanjoos,baatein koi dooji karte hain !!!

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Mujhe ab jana hai, Khana jo shuru hoga.. Dekhun toh wahan ja karr ki kya nazar hoga.. ! Mujhe intezaar hai, ab poora hoga.

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Jab ikShayar ko bhook lagti hai.. Machalti hai tabyat.. jab bhook lagti hai.. Karti hai khilwaar woh mere khayaloN se.. Per Zaruri bhi hai jo bhook lagti hai !!

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Tumhe apna saathi banane se pehle Meri jaan mujhko bahot sochnaa hai Kaise samjhaoon tumko aur zamaane ko Belan ki maar mujhko sehnaa hai

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Raaste the anjaan phir bhi hum talaash mein unki nikal pade Unki aankhon ki kashish mein hum kheenche chal pade Maloom chala wo kaun si hi dagar jispe hum the nike Jab usse patane ke chakkar mein humein joote chappal pade

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Aapko mile zamana sa lagta hai Aapse juda hue sadiyon sa lagta hai Achcha hua jo humne chod diya aapko Bacha liya khud ko achcha lagta hai

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Pyaas bujhti nahi sawaan ke phuraaon se Koi keh de jaa ke baharon se Anjaan kamre ki anjaan khidki se Dekhta hai koi anjaan basti mein Yahan koi nahi hai mera main kya karoon Kaise bataoon main ye baat zamane se

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