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Husband: Jee karta hai ki tumhari zulfon mein kho jaaon, tumhare aankhon mein bas jaaon, tumhari bahon mein jhool jaon. Wife: Neeche kya mohalle wale ghusengey?

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Suhagrat ke time darvaze pe dastak hoti hai toh dulhan bhag k parde ke peeche chup jati hai. Husband: Kya hua? Dulhan: Mujhe laga police ki raid par gai.

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Wife: Muje lagta hai apka Rita k saath najayaz rishta hai. Hubby: Ye tum kaise keh sakti ho? Wife: Kal jab uske husband aye, to apki underwerr pehne huye the.

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Wife bought a new transparent Bra, wore in front of her hubby. Husband: Issme tum bahut sexy lag rahi ho. Wife: Pata hai ! Salesman bhi yehi keh raha tha.

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Husband: Sex ho jaye? Wife: No. Husband: Jewar le dunga. Wife: No. Husband: Car le dunga. Wife: No, No, No. Beta so raha tha, bich me bola, Meri marlo, Cycle la dena.

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husband: shadi kay baad life kuttay jaisi hogai hay. wife :kuttay say kia barabari kartay ho woh tu aik ghanaty tak phasa kay rakhta hay, tumhari tu 1 minute may nikal jati hay.

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husband apne susral mai apni bivi se chalo sex kerte hain. bivi: nahi yeh mere baap ka ghar hai. husband: tu kia mere baap ka ghar chakla hai jo tu roz tyar ho jati hai.

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Shaadi ki 1st nite husband apni wife ko Rs. 500 de kar bola, hum ne yeh kaam free mai kiya hi nahi. Wife 200 wapis kar ke boli humne 300 se zayada kabhi liye hi nahi.

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Shaadi ki pehli raat husband apni biwi ki choot ke andar aik ungli dalta hai. Biwi sharmatay hoe: Aik ungli aur dalo na. Husband: Kyun tu ne seeti bajani hai.

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Eik Pati-Patni ki suhag raat thi... Pati apni Patni ke pechae dalnae laga to wo boli ....na na Pati jee pechae nahi aagae. Pati bola tumhain kaisae pata hai ? Patni boli...mera boy friend mere aagae dalta tha. Pati bola...acha...par mere boy friend to mere pechae dalta tha...

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Wife: Jaanu kash aap SMS hotay, Main aap ko save karti. Husband: Jaan-e-man, kaash tum ring tone hoti, Main her haftay tumhe change karta.

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Wife: suno ji, doctor Ne mujhe aik maheenay k araam k liye foreign country janay ko kaha hai, Hum kahan jayenge?? Husband :doosre doctor ke pass

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Husband & wife 2no ghumne gye, Raste me 1 gadha ghaas kha rha tha. wife:Dekhoji apke rishtedaar! Namaste boliye. Husband:NAMASTE SASURJI

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Wife:Ek bat bolu? Par marna nahi, Me Pregnant hu. Husband:Its Good news,dar kyu rahi thi. Wife:Collage k dino me papa ko bataya tha to bahut mar padi.

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Wife- me america ja rahi hu apke liye kya gift lau. Husband- 1 american ladki Wife wapas aayi. Husband-gift? Wife-9 mahine intjar KARO

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Wife-idhar aao Husband-ye le Wife-meri saadi utaro Husband-ye le bas ? Wife- khabardar agar aage se mere kapde tune pehne to

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Husband-wife: women call thr husband in 1st to 6yrs yr1:jannu yr2:OG yr3:Sunte Ho? yr4:O bunty k papa Yr5:Kaha mar gaye? Yr6:Aap aate ho k me aau

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Wife:Kal rat tum nind me mujhe galiyan de rahe the Husband:Tumhe galat-fehmi huyee hai Wife:Kaisi galat-fhmi? Husb:Yehi ki me nind me tha.

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Husband: Kal mere khawab main ek larki aye thi. Wah! Kia Larki thee! Wife: Akeli ayee hogi? Husband: Tum ko kese pata? Wife: Uska Husband mere khawab main aya tha!

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Husband: kash hamare ladki ki jagah ladka ho jata? Wife: Chhodo ji, agar main aapke bharose rehti, to ladki bhi nahi hoti.

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