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Without you, everything means nothing.

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The words "naked" and "nude" are not the same. Naked implies unprotected. Nude means unclothed.

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Dear reciever, I am a Blonde Virus. I am not so advanced, so pls delete all ur files urself and also help me to spread by sending to all. Thank U

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Easiest way to die: 1. Have a cigar daily - you will die10 years early. 2. Have drinks daily - you will die 30 years early. 3. But love someone truly - you will die daily!

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Nurse: A beautiful woman who holds your hand for one full minute and then expects your pulse to be normal

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A boy tells his mom that he seen a boy & a girl sitting at the top of the roof & kissing. Then his mom tell him that they are gonna get married. Then the boy asks his mom: When is dad gonna marry the maid?

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Teacher: Four beautiful girls are walking on the road. Change it to exclamatory sentence. Student: WOW !

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What about the blonde who gave birth to twins? Her husband is out looking for the other man.

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Height of honesty: Pregnant woman paying 1.5 times the fare.

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Life without Friends is like Boobs without Nipples... POINTLESS !

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Twenty percent of women who live with their boyfriends have more than one sex partner.

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Sex is the safest tranquilizer in the world. it is 10 times more effective than valium

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Every married man keeps wondering every evening: Should I go out and look at what I cannot fuck or....Stay home and fuck what I cannot look at....

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What is Female Viagra ? Gold Jewellery.

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