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U are a... B. I. T. C. H. Beautiful Intelligent Talented Cute Horny r u smiling now? *YOU BITCH*

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You are a GHONCHU.. G-reat H-ot O-ne in million N-aughty C-ute H-umble U-nique Zyada khush mat ho, hai to tu ghonchu hi...

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Hi, Doing nothing? Then Make a Place, 4 Me in ur Heart!! I May come there any time! Ur's Faithfully, "HeArT aTtAcK"

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Aaj, kal, harpal, har samay, har vaqt, maheno, salo saal se ek DIL tumhare liye dhadakta tha aur dhadakta rahega aur wo DIL hai ur's own DEAR.

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Manzil ki taraf badte chalo. Jo Dil kahe usi raah ko chuno. Peeche walo ko aage na aane do aur jo aage hain unse aage niklo. Tabhi ek achhe TRUCK DRIVER banoge!

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SomeOne.. MiSSES U.. NeeDS U.. Worries About U Lonely Without U Guess Who? THE MONKEY IN ... THE ZOO ...

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Fact1: You can not touch your lower lip with your tounge... Fact2: After reading this, 99/100 idiots would try it..

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You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world!! Just a second, don't misunderstand. CUTE means: Creating Useless Troubles Everywhere..

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Have u seen a monkey wrapped in plastic? No??? Quickly see your driving license.

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Close yours Eyes think about yourself,your face,your style,your hair,your nature,your smile, your looks,........ Now you open your eyes U have just spent Half a minitue watching a Horroor Movie clip !!!!!

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COUNT the STARS. * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * Gin Liye ..? Lo ek aur "PAGAL" , jo "DIN" me tare gin raha hai.

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Ek bar kuch bandar jangal se bhag gaye phir wo hotel mein phuchen unme se ek pizaa kha raha tha ek burger kha raha tha aur kuch bander dhayan se ye message parh rahe the.

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f you are in tension, If nothing seems right, If u find no way out, Then just think of me only once, I will be always there to INCREASE your tensions.

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