SMS & Jokes

Hindi SMS / Jokes

Pyar karnevale PARESAN ho jate he Shadi karnevale SHARABI ho jate he, Divorce denevale DEVDAS ho jate he, Ham se Dosti karnevale MSG SE MEHARBAN ho jate he

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1 barsat ki raat -ek bhigi ladki, -bhiga badan, -bhigi zulfe, -bhige hoth, -Hum dono ki nazare mili, -use dekhke aisa laga ki . . .Kal use 100 % sardi hogi!

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Yeh sach hai ki. Aa jata hai shohrat ka Asar.. insaan to kiya dar-o-deewar badal jate hai.. Aur bewafa badle ya naa badle.. Waqt aane par wafadar badal jate hai.

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AGAR AAP MUJHE 'SMS' NAHI KAROGE TOH, BHAGWAN AAPKO, MULAYAM KI AKAL, LALOO KI SHAKAL, JAYA KI JAWANI, UMA KI WANI, KALAAM JAISE BAAL AUR ATAL KI CHAAL DEGA...

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Raat gujri phir mehekti subah ayi, Dil dhadka phir tumhari yaad ayi, aanko ne mehsoos kiya uss hawa ko , Jo tumhe chhukar hamare pass ayi.

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Zindgi Kisi ki amanat nahi hoti amanat mein kabhi qayamat nahi hoti humse dosti zara sambhal kar karna hamari dosti ke kaid mein zamanat nahi hoti

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Aap ke haath mein Mobile hai, chehray pe khoob Smile hai, Msgs ki achi khasi File hai, phir bhi sms nahi karte ho, Ye kon sa STYle hai

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Roshni deker doob jana koi suraj se seekhey.. Dil deker dard lena ki ada koi humse seekhey.. kuch na deker Dil lena koi unse seekhey.. SMS leker REPLY na kerna koi Appse seekhey

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Kya leke aye they, Kya lekar jaoge, Mujhe SMS na karke, Zalim kitne Paise Bachaoge!

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* ***Meri taraf say apko 1 “PAPPI” Apki saheli ko 1 “PAPPI” Saheli ki saheli ko 1 “PAPPI” Batau Q? Aaj hi mere “DOGGY” ne 10 “PAPPI” ko janam dia hai!*

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meri yaad aye: yaad karo. Zyada aye : sms Karo. Ussey zyada aye : phone karo Ussey bhi zyada aye to millo ager ussey bhi zyada aaye to .. plz jhoot bolna band karo

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kya ker rahay ho? bussy ho? kitna bussy ho? ager kum ho to message kyun nahi karte ho? ager ziyada ho to message kyun pad rahy ho ?

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sms,sms,sms, sms,sms,sms, sms,sms,sms, sms,sms,sms, sms,sms,sms, sms, Kya aap ko kisi nay aaj tak itnay sms bheje hain?

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jam kadwa hai magar itna nahi ki pia na jaye, zindagi main dard hai magar itna nahi ki jia na jaye, sms karny per paise lagty hain magar itney nahi ki kia na jaye

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Zindagi mein hamesha naye dost milenge, kahi zyada to kahin kum milenge. Aitbaar zara soch kar karna, mumkin nahi tumhe har jagah HUM milenge.

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Ladki aur TAE me hamasha 7 quality dekho 1. Garam Ho 2. Color Sahi Ho 3. Tez Ho 4. Meethi ho 5. Doodh Jyada ho 6. 2 minute me taiyar ho jaye 7. Bed per mite

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Nanhe se dil me arman koi rakhna. Duniya ki bheed me pehchan koi rakhna. Suna hai achche lagte ho hanste hue. In honto par sada muskan yuhin rakhna..

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Santa ko uska Sasur peet rha tha. Kyon? Jb Uski wife ko beta hua. Dr. ne usko sms kiya, "Mubark ho,aap baap bn gye". Santa ne msg sbko fwd kr diya..

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Wajood na ho to hasti kis kaam ki, maza na ho to masti kis kaam ki, yaad aapki aaye aur hum sms na kare to ye Dosti kis kaam ki...

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Har khushi me apki baat karte hain,Aap salamat rahiye fariyaad karte hain.Ab 1 S.M.S se kya bataaye ki hum apko kitna yaad karte Hai....

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Har khushi me apki baat karte hain,Aap salamat rahiye fariyaad karte hain.Ab 1 S.M.S se kya bataaye ki hum apko kitna yaad karte Hai....

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Dosti mein choti-choti baton se shikva na karna, gila tab karna jab hum dosti tod dege kyunki aisa tabhi hoga jab hum ye duniya chod dege...dil se.

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Ho poori dil ki har khwaish aapki, mile khushion ka jahan aapko, agar aap mange ek tara, to khuda de sara aasman aapko, duaon ke sath ho naya din mubarak aapko.

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Hansi ke raste pe chala karo, Khushiyon ki mehak liya karo, Pyar se dilon ko chhua karo, Jahan tumhe ghum nazar aaye, Iss dost ko yaad kiya karo!

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BHIKARI:Saab Rs.6 dedo coffee pina haiMAN:Kyo 1coffe to 3 ki haiB:Par saab sath me GF b haiM:Bhikari hokar b GF banaliB:Nai saab GF ne bhikari bana diya

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CHD AIR PORT PER MUMBAI KI FLIGHT NO.9 K PLANE KI SEAT NO.52 PER BAITHE PASSANGER K SAATH ME AIR HOSTES K BOY FRIEND K GHAR KE BED ROOM K ATTACH BATHRUM K RIGHT SIDE WALI WINDOW K SAATH WALI GALI K PEHLE MOD PER SCHOOL KI CLASS 7th K TEACHER K TABLE K SAMNE WALI ROW KE 7th BENCH KE SATH WALI BENCH PER BAITHE HUE STUDENT K BAG ME PADI HUI HINDI KI BOOK K PAGE NUMBER 57 KI LINE NUMER 10 ME LIKHA THA K "DUSRON KA WAQT BARBAD KRNA BURI BAAT HAI"..

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Mariz(to nurse): "I LUV U, tumne to mera dil hi chura liya". NURSE : "chal jhuta , . . Humne to sirf kidney churai hai".

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Ek Bandariya Apni ma Se Bolì ma Mera Dulha Kaun Hai? Please Meri Shadi Kara Do.Ma boli tera dulha sms pad raha hai.Agar muskura de to shadi pakki samjho.

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Jo Palpal chlati rahe wo zindagi, Jo harpal jalti rahe wo roshni, Jo palpal khiti rahe wo mohabbat, jo kisi pal sath na chode wo dosti!

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Yaad karke tujhko-e-dost har khushi kam lagti hai , Honthon par hansi hai par aankhen num lagti hain.

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