Ek yug tha jab log apne ghar ke dwar pe likhte the: ATITHI DEVO BHAVA Phir likha: SHUBH LABH Phir likhne lage: U R WELCOME Aur ab likhte hain: KUTTON SE SAVDHAN

Father: Tumhe kaisi biwi chahiye? Son: Mujhe chand jai si biwi chahiye, jo raat ko aaye aur subha chali jaye!

Aadmi shaadi kyon karta hai? Takee vo marne ke baad agar Swarg jaye to achcha feel kare aur agar Nark jaye to homely feel kare...

Tum Kuttay they, Kuttay ho, Kuttay he raho gay, Tumhari sari nasal Kuttay ki nasal he hogi, Kuttiya ne ye kaha aur Kuttay se Rooth ker chali gai...

Umeed ki kashti ko, doboya nahi kerte, Sahil agar door ho to roya nahi kerte, Rakhte hain jo Dil main tarap kisi ki, Woh log to raaton ko bhi soya nahi kerte.

Basanti: Bhaag Dhanno bhag, aaj teri Basanti ki izzat ka sawal hai. Dhanno: Tujhe apni padi hai. Meri soch jiske peeche Gabbar ke 10 ghode pade hain.

Mallika went to a swimming pool in a BRA & PANTY. Guard: Madam here 2 piece costume is not allowed! Mallika: Kaun sa utaroon?

Naukrani: Malkin aap udaas kyon hain? Malkin: Tumhare sahab apne office ki kisi ladki se pyaar karte hai. Naukrani: Nahin, sahab mujhe dhokha nahin de sakte.

Red Rose: Luv Yelloe Rose: Friendship White Rose: Peace Which Rose for u? Nima Rose. Tan ki Durgandh Dur Kare, De Taazgi

Jinke paas hai... woh haath me leke hilate hai, jinke paas nahi hai... woh ungli dalke kam chalate hai BOLO KYA? Dirty Mind …… It is ….. TOOTH BRUSH.

din main sota hai raat ko jagta hai din main leta rehta hai raat ko khara rehta hai ,its choukidar

Ek mom ne apne beti ko pyaar karne ka style sikhaya: Mom:Jab bf kiss kare to bolo “don’t” Aur jab gale lage to bolo “stop” 2nd day beti: Mom usne dono ek saath kiya to maine bola “don’t stop”.

Mere SMS ke charche jahan mein hone lage; log mere diwane hone lage, Khushnasib ho tum,jo tumhe SMS mila; jise nahi mila wo, mobile patak patak ke rone lage!

Woh kahate hai hum se ke aapka message churaya huwa hota hai, Woh kahate hai hum se ke aapka message churaya huwa hota hai, Yu to net par SMS ka khazana hota hai, Kuchch to kadar kar aye jalim, Aakhir selection to hamara hota hai...

Baap: Beta maine tere liye ek ladki dekhi hai, Vo Roopvati, Gunvati, or Sarasvati hai. Beta: Lekin papa mein kisi or se pyar karta hoon or vo.. Garbhvati hai.

Grammar Teacher: Rahul sharaab Nahin Peeta Hai. Is sentence mein Rahul kya hai? Pappu: Madam! Rahul chutiya hai...

Beggar: Saab 12Rs do na coffee peeni hai. Man: Lekin coffee to 6Rs ki hai? Beggar: Par saab girlfrend bhi to hai. Man: Bhikari hokar bhi GF banali. Beggar: Na saab,GF ne Bhikari bana diya!

Ladki aur Chai me hamesha 6 Qualities dekho 1. Garam ho 2. Tez ho 3. Meethi ho 4. Doodh zyada ho 5. DO MINUTE ME TAIYAR HO 6. RAT ME SONE NA DETI HO

Ansu tere nikle, to ankhen meri ho, Dil tera dhadke, to dhadkan meri ho, Khuda kare dosti hamari itni gehri ho, Baap tu bane, to mehnat meri ho.

Paaro aur Chandramukhi ka noor app pe barse,har koi aap ke saath sone ko tarse,aapke jeevan main aayein itni ladkiyan ki aap CHADDHI pahen ne ko trase

Ladka ladki dono lafange, Ek Palang pe dono Nange, Ladke ko lagi thand, Usne nikala apna lund, Ladki ne tange kholi, AUr boli Belated Happy Holi!

Rajan: Yeh chaaku kyon ubaal rahe ho? Sajan: Suicide karne ke liye Rajan: To phir ubalne kui kya zaroorat hai? Sajan: Kahin infection na ho jaaye.

Santa ek sadhu se bola: Baba, meri biwi bahut pareshan karti hai, koi upay batao. Sadhu: Beta, upaay hota to main sadhu kyun banta?

Lady doctor: Tum roz subah clinic ke bahar khade ho kar auraton ko kyon ghoorte ho? Sajan: Ji aap hi ne bahar likha hai, Auraton ko dekhne ka samay 9am - 11am hai.

Santa: Itne kam marks? Do thappad marne chahiye. Pappu: Haan papa, chalo maine us saale master ka ghar bhi dekh rakha hai.

Santa suffering from cold was shivering. His son called a doc. Doctor: What happened? Son: Bimari ka to pata nahin par bapu suba se vibration mode ke laga hai.

Boy to friend: Dekho voh ladki meri taraf dekh ke muskura rahi hai. Friend: Yeh to kutch bhi nahi, jab maine pehli bar tumari shakal dekhi thi to 3 din apni hassi nahi rok paya tha.

Angry boss: Tumne kabhi ullu dekha hai? Man: (sar jhuka ke) Nahi sir Boss: Neeche kya dekh rahe ho? Meri taraf dekho.

2 men sitting in a kabristan were talking. One said: Yeh murde bare aram se apni kabron mein sote hain. Sare murde uth khare hue aur bole: Kiyun na soye, yeh jaga apni jaan de ke hasil kee hai...

Boyfriend: Kya tum meri salary mein guzara kar logi. Girlfriend: Mein to gujara kar lungi par tumhara kya hoga.