Kudiya wich koi Sassi Labda, Koi Labda Heer, Assi ta yaaro Sahiba Labni te kutne ohde Veer!!

Ni tu challi gayi England, baja ke yaara da Band, tu ki socheya ki yaar tera tabaah ho gaya, India aa ke dekh yaara da vyaah ho gaya!!!

Couple in theatre. Husbnd-Darlin, mujhe to tumari atma se pyar hai,tumhara jism to main kutto ko dal du! peeche baitha Santa-Bow Bow Bow..!!! good morning ji...

Kal Tere Varga Sohna Sunakkha Ucha Lamma Handsm Smart Gabbru Munda Kudi nu bithayi.. RIKSHA chalai janda c Kite tu hi tan nhi c Oye..??

1 admi chupke se NRK se SWRG me ghusa Frishto ne pkd kr khub mara Mar khane k bad wo utha, kpde jhade or bola Tumhari inhi hrkto k karn koi SWARG me nhi aata.

Tchr:Asman me udne wali chiz ande deti hai,jami pe rehne wali bache deti hai.Kaun c chiz hai jo Asman me udti hai par bache jamin par deti he? Santa-Airhostess!

Pyar-Pyar Kehan Naal Pyar Nahin Hunda,Hath nu Milaun Naal Koi Yaar Nahin Hunda,Unjh ta Mil Jande ne Yaar har Mod te,Par har Yaar Saade jeha Dildar Nahin Hunda.

Aj swere uthde hi ik hanju akh cho digya,main rab nu puchya eh kyo? Rab ne keha tu sari raat jis nu yaad kar ke roi oh ta tenu kad da bhul gya.

Lao v mitro mausm badlan laga. Kad lao chadran te mashardani, Par subha vich rakhio narmi, Hun bina nahaye taan gal ni banani. Mere valo saria nu HAPPY GARMI..

Teri Maa Di, Tere Peo Di, Teri Behan Di, Tere Bhra Di, Teri Bhabi Di, Tere Pure Khandan Di, Te Meri v Tu Jan Hai

Akhaan wich ghoori changi nahi hundi, Sajjna mitran naal doori changi nahi hundi, Kade yaad v kar liya karo, Har vele sadi pehal zaruri nahi hundi

Waqt kehta hai fir na aaunga...teri aankhon ko na ab rulaunga...jina hai toh iss pal ko ji le ! shayad main kal tak na ruk paunga..

Budha: Putar mere dand (teeth) lai ke aa. Putar: Bapu roti te bani nahi ajje. Budha: Roti nahi khani, sahmne vali buddhi nu smile deni hai.

Boyfriend: Main tere nal shaadi nahi kar sakta. Ghar wale mana kar rahe ne. Girlfriend: Ghar vich kon kon hai. Boyfriend: 1 bivi te 3 bache.

Conductor: Kithe jana a. Bhaiya: Anandpur Conductor bhaiye nu chaper marke kehnda: Anandpur Sahib nahi keha janda. Conductor to second bhaiya: Tu kithe jana a? Bhaiya darda darda bolya: Ji main Ropar Sahib jana a. Conductor bhaiye nu chaper marke: na othe tere peo ne shahidi payi c?

Santa: Kal sada kutta khu vich gir gaya te jor jor di chhekan maran lag pya. Banta: Hun oh kiven hai? Santa: Theek hi houga, ajj khu vichon koi cheek nahi sunai diti.

A punjaban tells a doctor about bimari of his kid in London: "My baby is ill ik week da. Na eatda na sleepda bas weepda hi weepda."

Santa: Bhagwan Punjab nu America di capital bana de. plz plz plz… plz plz plz… plz plz plz… Banta: Par kyun??? Santa: Kyunki main paper vich likh aaya han.

Jo assar hai akh di maar ander oh na teer te na talwaar andar ohna Rab nu labh ke ki lena Jinna paa leya Rab nu yaar ander!!!

Pyaar bina zindgi bateet nahi hundi, Sacha pyaar hove ta mitti paleet nahi hundi, Karan nu ta har koi kar lenda, je pyaar wich dhokhe di reet na hundi !!

Unj tenu Rab diya rehmata batheriya, jithe kite jayein galla hundiya ne teriya, Par jinne joge assi unni karange zroor, Koi saade like sewa hove dasna zroor!!

Tere dil diyan mitra tu jane, Sade dil vich tan yari teri hai, Tu jadon tak sada dost raven, Sanu unni umar batheri hai !

Rabba dukh na devi dost sade nu, sanu chahe dukhan da pahad dedi, phire vich navi Maruti te dost sada, sanu bhaven Purani ikon Car dedi.

Ki hoya je lag gaye Usnu mehndi, aapan v sehra sajawange, saanu pata si o saade naseeb wich nahi, hun usdi chhoti bhain fasawange….