SMS & Jokes

Punjabi SMS / Jokes

Pati: film vich raat ek chudel kade mere, te kade mere pichhe! Patni: kehdi film si? Pati: Apne vyah di movie si!

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Pyaar sab ne rabb nu vakh-vakh ditta, kise nu lakh te kise nu kakh ditta. Sahnu tuhade jeha yaar ditta, lakh ton v sava-lakh ditta.

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Shehar tere diyan galiyan de vich rul jayie, yaad karde tenu khud nu bhul jayie. Saare jagg da hasaa banan to pehlan, teri akh cho athru banke dull jayie.

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Teriyaan yaadan naal jeen to inkaar nahi karde, lakh aaun dar te sweekar nahi karde. Aewein lokaan pichhe lagya na kar, kaun kehanda hai assin tenu yaad ni karde.

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Santa: Bhagwane suit bada sohna paya hai. Jeeto: Thank u G Santa: Lipstick badi sohni laayi aa. Jeeto: Thank u G. Santa: Shingaar v sohna kitaa aa. Jeeto: Thank u G Santa: Par sohni pher v nahi lagdi...

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Santa ne apne nawen jamme bachche nu pakdeya per usne Santa te sussu karta. Santa to nurse: Bibi eh piece leak karda hai badal k le aa..!

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Santa: Sir hun meri salary wada deyo, mera vyah ho gaya hai. Boss: Factory de bahar hon wale hadseyaan layi factory jimmevar nahin hundi.

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Santa: Yaar mein apni girlfriend nu gift dena hai, ki devan? Banta: Gold ring de de. Santa: Koi vadi cheez das yaar. Banta: Tan fer MRF da tyre de de.

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Santa waiting at bus stop in UK along with 3 women. When bus arrived, conductor picked the women & said: No more, no more Santa: Saaleya Morniya char laiyan, meri wari no more.

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Santa went to see a gal for marriage. Their families decided to leave them for some talk. After some time santa asks: "behenji, tusin kinne behen-bhai ho?" Girl: "Vaise taan 3 si, par hun 4 ho gaye."

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Ik sherni nach rahi si, usnu dekhke thodi door ik chuha vi nach reha si. Sherni ne puchia ki ho gaya? Chuha kehnda, "Nachne nu kare mera jee, haye ni tenu nachdi vekh ke".

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Teri dosti da main satkar kitta, teri har nazar nu main pyar kitta, kasam rabb di na bhula devin es dosti nu, main apne to vi jyada is rishte te aitbaar kitta..

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Dil 20 13, 80 20 tere.. Confused??? Read the above numbers in punjabi.

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Chuha to haathi: tuhadi umar kinni hai? Haathi: 1 Saal, te teri? Chuha: Umar ta meri v 1 saal hi hai, par saale nashe patte ne mittran di sehat down jehi karti.

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Doli wali car dekh-ke heer ne cheekan maariyan ne. Kehandi main ta rikshe ch jaun, car ch ta pehlan hi 6 sawarian ne.

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Hove supne ch tu te jagave koi na, Sochan meriya ch tu te bulave koi na. Tere khayalan de mukaddme ch saza hoje, Hove umar qaid te chuddave koi na.

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Santa's shayari: Kutta marr gaya razai vich, main pagal ho gaya teri judai vich, fernail te machchar beh nahi sakda, main tere bina hun reh nahi sakda.

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Ek bar baarish ho rahi thi, ek aadmi chatri lekar ja raha tha, chatri ke upar ek keeda aur keedi khade hue thay, keedi hawa se udd gayi. Keeda bola, "Mitran di chatri to udd gayi, ambran te laundi hain udariyan."

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Ishq da jisnu khwaab aa janda ae, Waqt samjho khraab aa janda ae, Mehboob aave ya na aave, Par Taare ginan da hisaab aa janda ae!

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Jad aapji da janam hoya te tusi nange si te cheekan maar rahe si, te hun jad tusi nange hunde ho te koi hor cheekan marda hai. Sab time-time di gal hai!

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Baari barsi khatan geya si, Khat ke lyanda "Sehtoot", Tusi ta sute e reh gaye, tuhadi "Pappi" ley geya Bhoot!!

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Question: What is difference between Dava and Daru >> Dava is like a girl friend which comes with expiry date >> Daru is like a wife Jo Sir Chad ke Bolegi

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Kalian baaj na phullan ch khushbu hundi,Phullan baaj na haar proye jande, Mapeyan baaj na jag te aesh hundi, Sajna baaj na dukhre roye jande.

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Hove supne ch tu te jagave koi na,Sochan meriya ch tu te bulave koi na,Tere kheyalan de mukkaddme ch saza hoje,Hove umar qaid te chudave koi na.

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Sante kol 1 Sadhu aya,kenda kuj daan kro.Santa-jeb cho 5 rupe kad ke de dinda hai,SADHU-Khush ho ke,Mang beta ki mangda hai,Santa-Babaji,mere 5 rupe morr dyo

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Chuha :Tuhadi umar kine hai? Hathi-1 saal,Teri umar kine hai? Chuha- Umar mere v 1 saal hai par sale nashe patte ne mitraan di seht down jihi karti...

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Santa ko uska Sasur peet rha tha. Kyon? Jb Uski wife ko beta hua. Dr. ne usko sms kiya, "Mubark ho,aap baap bn gye". Santa ne msg sbko fwd kr diya..

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Vo chand hai magar aap se pyara to nahi.Parvane ka shama k bin guzara to nahi.Mere dil ne suni hai mithi c awaz ,kahi aap ne hame pukara to nahi.

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Sat Shri Akaal Mitro - Swer ho gai hai, sms di sewa aarambh kitti jandi hai. Sare Sajjana - Mitran nu benti hai k sms kr k hajri Lagvao Ji. Changa Savera

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Aaj vo humse jannat mein takra gaye Aaj vo humse jannat mein takra gaye Aur humare dil se awaaz nikli..... Fiteh Mooh Tusin ethe vii aa gaye !!!

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