Budha: Putar mere dand (teeth) lai ke aa. Putar: Bapu roti te bani nahi ajje. Budha: Roti nahi khani, sahmne vali buddhi nu smile deni hai.

Boy: I love u sohniye. Girl: Tere vich ki khaas a k main tainu pyar kara. Boy: Veer tera university da topper a.

Sone di hai itt sajna Rab tenu mobile ditta Koi sms ta likh sajna Kothe te mor sajna Je sms nahi likhna Ehnu itt mar ke tod sajna

Punjabi boys & girls propose like this: Pipal da boota hove, Ganne da ras hove, Je mere vas hove, Teri ma meri sas hove.

Jo assar hai akh di maar ander oh na teer te na talwaar andar ohna Rab nu labh ke ki lena Jinna paa leya Rab nu yaar ander!!!