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Share itThe words "naked" and "nude" are not the same. Naked implies unprotected. Nude means unclothed.
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Share itEasiest way to die: 1. Have a cigar daily - you will die10 years early. 2. Have drinks daily - you will die 30 years early. 3. But love someone truly - you will die daily!
Share itNurse: A beautiful woman who holds your hand for one full minute and then expects your pulse to be normal
Share itA boy tells his mom that he seen a boy & a girl sitting at the top of the roof & kissing. Then his mom tell him that they are gonna get married. Then the boy asks his mom: When is dad gonna marry the maid?
Share itTeacher: Four beautiful girls are walking on the road. Change it to exclamatory sentence. Student: WOW !
Share itWhat about the blonde who gave birth to twins? Her husband is out looking for the other man.
Share itHeight of honesty: Pregnant woman paying 1.5 times the fare.
Share itLife without Friends is like Boobs without Nipples... POINTLESS !
Share itTwenty percent of women who live with their boyfriends have more than one sex partner.
Share itSex is the safest tranquilizer in the world. it is 10 times more effective than valium
Share itEvery married man keeps wondering every evening: Should I go out and look at what I cannot fuck or....Stay home and fuck what I cannot look at....
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