SMS & Jokes

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U R 100% beautiful, .................. U R 100% beautiful, U R 100% lovely, U R 100% sweet, U R 100% nice, and U R 100% stupid to believe these words...

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Good Time Bad Time Day Time Work Time Off Time Night Time Happy Time Sad Time Sleep Time KISI BHI Time APUN ka SMS aa sakta hai...

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Open with Love... If I disturb U I am Sorry! But I need To Say I... Love... Disturbing you...

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You = Lovely You = Perfect You = Beautiful You = Amazing You = sweet You = Cute You = gorgeous You = Fantastic You = Fabulous me = lier! :)

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so sweet is ur style, so sweet is ur talk, so sweet is ur walk, c how sweetly i lie!!!!

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Dil kar raha hai keh.... aaj tumhein akeiley mein... le ja kar... apney hontoon se eik... kis... kis... kis.. kiss... kissa sunaon bili aur chohey ka..........

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Keep in touch with me.. Otherwise 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31& 32 your all teeth will be broken.

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if people say ur crazy Be Patient. Ur Monkey, Be Relax. Ur stubid, Be coo. But if TheySay U R Smart, Thapar Lagana Aur Bolna Mazak karne Ki BE Had Hoti Hai.....

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Think well, Plan well, Do well, Sleep well, Play well, Laugh well and Put ur mobile also into well, Bcoz ur not Messaging me Well.

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Lux 8.50Rs Rexona 7.50Rs Tibbet 5.50Rs Dove 25Rs Dettole 12.30Rs Tiger 5.00Rs in main se koi bhi le lo aur naha lo pleeeez.

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W: Wonderful I: Item F: For E: Entertainment (WIFE) H: Handsome U: Useful S: Smart B: But A: At N: Night D: Dangerous (HUSBAND)

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In your life 4 thing come anytime: 1 LOVE 2 FRIENDSHIP 3 MONEY 4 ????????? *SUSU* So do it be4 sleep it can come at any time.

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Rose, lotus, tulips, sunflower all flowers r nice & sweet but they have no comparison wid u bcoz........... *Gobhi kay phool ki tu baat he kuch aur hay*......

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Meeting you was fate, becoming your friend was choice, but falling in love with you was completely out of my control.

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If care is wave I give u sea. If respect is a leaf I give u tree. If Trust is a planet I give u galaxy, If friendship is life I give u myself !

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Vacancy in my Heart 4 a True Friend Eligibility: Loving & Caring, Duty: To Luv, Experience: Not required, Salary: Never Ending Luv, Joining: ASAP, R U interested?

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Dreaming of u makes my night worth while. Thinking of u makes me Smile. Having u is the best thing ever & Loving u is what I plan to do forever

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Flowers need sunshine, violets need dew, all angels in heaven know I need U. Years may fly, tears may dry, but my Love for you all never die.

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U luk sweet when u read my message. U luk sweeter when u read my message & smile. U luk sweetest when u read my message, smile & reply. So, try to look sweetest.

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Little keys can open big locks, simple words can express great thoughts. A text from u never fails to make me smile the whole day through.

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I have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would you smile for me?

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One who smokes has a smoky heart, one who drinks has an alcoholic heart. So dear U must STOP eating sweets as u r already a SWEETEHART!

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If love & friendship could be brought or sold as if they were Stocks & Shares those wise enough to invest in you SEXY would all be millionaires!!!

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