SMS & Jokes

SMS & Jokes

If I could pull down the rainbow, I'd write ur name with it & put it back in the sky to let everybody know how colorful my life is with a friend like u

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Do u know the relation between smile & ur face? Ur face luks good with a smile but smile lucks better when it's on ur face... Keep Smiling.

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The breeze has awakened the Earth & Sun has colored our world. The birds have added melody to the morning & I hope I'm not late to wish U Good Morning

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Dreams visit us when we r asleep but God is truly wise, he wakes us up every day & give a chance to make our dreams come true. Good Morning

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Happiness is not something u postpone for the future. It's something u design for the present. Make each moment a happy one. I hv by remembering u

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Night has ended 4 another day; Morning has come in special way. May u smile like d blissful rays n leave ur worries 4 sum other day. Good Morning!

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God'll not give u a burden u can't handle. So, if u find yourself in a mess that's impossible to resolve, take it as a compliment-God thinks u can do it. Good Morning

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Every tear is a sign of brokeness, every silence is a sign of lonliness, every smile is a sign of kindness, and every sms is a sign of remembrance

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May Lord Krishna bless you with peace, happiness and love on this Janmashtami and always.

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Pyar karnevale PARESAN ho jate he Shadi karnevale SHARABI ho jate he, Divorce denevale DEVDAS ho jate he, Ham se Dosti karnevale MSG SE MEHARBAN ho jate he

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1 barsat ki raat -ek bhigi ladki, -bhiga badan, -bhigi zulfe, -bhige hoth, -Hum dono ki nazare mili, -use dekhke aisa laga ki . . .Kal use 100 % sardi hogi!

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Yeh sach hai ki. Aa jata hai shohrat ka Asar.. insaan to kiya dar-o-deewar badal jate hai.. Aur bewafa badle ya naa badle.. Waqt aane par wafadar badal jate hai.

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AGAR AAP MUJHE 'SMS' NAHI KAROGE TOH, BHAGWAN AAPKO, MULAYAM KI AKAL, LALOO KI SHAKAL, JAYA KI JAWANI, UMA KI WANI, KALAAM JAISE BAAL AUR ATAL KI CHAAL DEGA...

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Raat gujri phir mehekti subah ayi, Dil dhadka phir tumhari yaad ayi, aanko ne mehsoos kiya uss hawa ko , Jo tumhe chhukar hamare pass ayi.

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Jaan se bhi zyada unhe pyar kiya karte the, yaad unhe din rat kiya karte the, ab un raho se guzra nahi jata, jaha baith kar unka intezaar kiya karte the!

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Pati: film vich raat ek chudel kade mere, te kade mere pichhe! Patni: kehdi film si? Pati: Apne vyah di movie si!

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Pyaar sab ne rabb nu vakh-vakh ditta, kise nu lakh te kise nu kakh ditta. Sahnu tuhade jeha yaar ditta, lakh ton v sava-lakh ditta.

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Shehar tere diyan galiyan de vich rul jayie, yaad karde tenu khud nu bhul jayie. Saare jagg da hasaa banan to pehlan, teri akh cho athru banke dull jayie.

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Teriyaan yaadan naal jeen to inkaar nahi karde, lakh aaun dar te sweekar nahi karde. Aewein lokaan pichhe lagya na kar, kaun kehanda hai assin tenu yaad ni karde.

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Santa: Bhagwane suit bada sohna paya hai. Jeeto: Thank u G Santa: Lipstick badi sohni laayi aa. Jeeto: Thank u G. Santa: Shingaar v sohna kitaa aa. Jeeto: Thank u G Santa: Par sohni pher v nahi lagdi...

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Santa ne apne nawen jamme bachche nu pakdeya per usne Santa te sussu karta. Santa to nurse: Bibi eh piece leak karda hai badal k le aa..!

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Santa: Sir hun meri salary wada deyo, mera vyah ho gaya hai. Boss: Factory de bahar hon wale hadseyaan layi factory jimmevar nahin hundi.

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Santa: Yaar mein apni girlfriend nu gift dena hai, ki devan? Banta: Gold ring de de. Santa: Koi vadi cheez das yaar. Banta: Tan fer MRF da tyre de de.

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Santa waiting at bus stop in UK along with 3 women. When bus arrived, conductor picked the women & said: No more, no more Santa: Saaleya Morniya char laiyan, meri wari no more.

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Santa went to see a gal for marriage. Their families decided to leave them for some talk. After some time santa asks: "behenji, tusin kinne behen-bhai ho?" Girl: "Vaise taan 3 si, par hun 4 ho gaye."

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Ik sherni nach rahi si, usnu dekhke thodi door ik chuha vi nach reha si. Sherni ne puchia ki ho gaya? Chuha kehnda, "Nachne nu kare mera jee, haye ni tenu nachdi vekh ke".

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Teri dosti da main satkar kitta, teri har nazar nu main pyar kitta, kasam rabb di na bhula devin es dosti nu, main apne to vi jyada is rishte te aitbaar kitta..

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Dil 20 13, 80 20 tere.. Confused??? Read the above numbers in punjabi.

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Chuha to haathi: tuhadi umar kinni hai? Haathi: 1 Saal, te teri? Chuha: Umar ta meri v 1 saal hi hai, par saale nashe patte ne mittran di sehat down jehi karti.

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Doli wali car dekh-ke heer ne cheekan maariyan ne. Kehandi main ta rikshe ch jaun, car ch ta pehlan hi 6 sawarian ne.

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