Teacher Student SMS

Once Professor Santa asked a plumber to come to his college. You know whyy?
Because he wanted to check from where the question paper is leaking.

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Teacher: Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?
ravi: Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time.

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Teacher: Four beautiful girls are walking on the road. Change it to exclamatory sentence.

Student: WOW !

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A computer teacher asks a student : wat are da 3 latest java versions ?

Student: mar java, mit java, lut java ishq main dil kya jaan bhi naam teray kar java o java java.

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Teacher:
Kabir ka doha sunao!


Student:
kabira kaiso kaiso, doha diyo banay, khud toh upar khisak liyo, humku gayo fasay.

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Teacher:Ek Saal Me
Kitni Raate Hoti Hai?
Gopal:10 Raate Hoti Hai Ji !!
Teacher:10 Raate,
Kaise?
Gopal: 9 NavaRaati
aur 1 ShivRaatri

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Class ki har ladki ek phool hai, Usse chahna ek bhool hai. Jo inki soch mein gul hai, Samjho uski Compartment ke chances full hai..

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