Once Professor Santa asked a plumber to come to his college. You know whyy?
Because he wanted to check from where the question paper is leaking.
Teacher: Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?
ravi: Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time.
Teacher: Four beautiful girls are walking on the road. Change it to exclamatory sentence.
Student: WOW !
A computer teacher asks a student : wat are da 3 latest java versions ?
Student: mar java, mit java, lut java ishq main dil kya jaan bhi naam teray kar java o java java.
Kabir ka doha sunao!
kabira kaiso kaiso, doha diyo banay, khud toh upar khisak liyo, humku gayo fasay.
Teacher:Ek Saal Me
Kitni Raate Hoti Hai?
Gopal:10 Raate Hoti Hai Ji !!
Gopal: 9 NavaRaati
aur 1 ShivRaatri
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