Punjabi Double Meaning

Jad aapji da janam hoya te tusi nange si te cheekan maar rahe si,
te hun jad tusi nange hunde ho, te koi hor cheekan marda hai.

Sab time-time di gal hai!

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Dil 20 13, 80 20 tere..


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Read the above numbers inpunjabi.

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Pati: film vich raat ek chudel kade mere, te kade mere pichhe!

Patni: kehdi film si?

Pati: Apne vyah di movie si!

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Talak Wife:Main maeke jaa rahi hoon,
main talaak de notice bhej dewangi.

husband:Ja ja aaive mithiya mithiya galaan karke mainu khush karan di koshish na kar.

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Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho... Kuch nahi yaar bas teri shakal yaad aa gayi c! soo jaa...

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teri sula ke lu?
ya bitha ke lu?
ya tujhe karu khada
ya fir teri juka-jukake lu?
ab tu hi bata
ki mein teri...
photo kaise lu.

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us ne kaha or dabao ,,,,, main dabaya ,,,
us ne kaha or dabao ,, main ne or dabaya ,,,
us ne kaha baniyan nikal do phir dabao ,,,, main ne phir dabaya ,,,
us ne kaha paint bhi nikal do phir dabao ,,,, main ne phir dabaya dekha ho gya na suit case band :

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