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Punjabi Double Meaning

us ne kaha or dabao ,,,,, main dabaya ,,, us ne kaha or dabao ,, main ne or dabaya ,,, us ne kaha baniyan nikal do phir dabao ,,,, main ne phir dabaya ,,, us ne kaha paint bhi nikal do phir dabao ,,,, main ne phir dabaya dekha ho gya na suit case band :

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teri sula ke lu? ya bitha ke lu? ya tujhe karu khada ya fir teri juka-jukake lu? ab tu hi bata ki mein teri... photo kaise lu.

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Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho... Kuch nahi yaar bas teri shakal yaad aa gayi c! soo jaa...

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Talak Wife:Main maeke jaa rahi hoon, main talaak de notice bhej dewangi. husband:Ja ja aaive mithiya mithiya galaan karke mainu khush karan di koshish na kar.

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Pati: film vich raat ek chudel kade mere, te kade mere pichhe! Patni: kehdi film si? Pati: Apne vyah di movie si!

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Dil 20 13, 80 20 tere.. Confused??? Read the above numbers inpunjabi.

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Jad aapji da janam hoya te tusi nange si te cheekan maar rahe si, te hun jad tusi nange hunde ho, te koi hor cheekan marda hai. Sab time-time di gal hai!

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Ik Punjabi ne bihari se pucha: Ladki patana mehnat ka kaam hai ya maze ka. Bihari: Maze ka, kyunki agar mehnat ka hota to yeh bhi aap ham se karvate.

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