Punjabi Adult SMS

Jad aapji da janam hoya
te tusi nange si
te cheekan maar rahe si,
te hun jad tusi nange hunde ho
te koi hor cheekan marda hai.
Sab time-time di gal hai!

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Jad aapji da janam hoya te tusi nange si te cheekan maar rahe si,
te hun jad tusi nange hunde ho, te koi hor cheekan marda hai.

Sab time-time di gal hai!

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Teacher: late kyon aye ho? Student: main g majh lavaun gya c. Tchr-eh kamm tera peo ni c kar sakda? Std-G kar ta sakda c par jhota jyada wadiya karda hai_

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Munde da pio - Asi taa 3 Kapdea ch Kudi lai jawange...!!Vichola - Theek hai,Vaise v ehna di Kudi KACHHI nahi paundi...!!==!!

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Ik munde di marriage c agge saalian da naka c Saalian ne sawal kita k answer deo pher ander jan dewange? Sawal c: gilla toot suka toot, jehra mera answer nhi deu oh piu mera moot.? Sare sochan ch pai gae.. Ik amli bolia-gilla gha suka gha jdon tere dita pa, moot niklu kehre rah, chalo mitro pio chaa..

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Santa goes for interview... Lady-what is ur name Santa-Santa Singh Lady-sex Santa-kar lyi da Lady-i mean male or female Santa-jehda marzi aa je chak dayi da bas

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Garibi se tang pati bola: Lagta hai ab doston ke aage haath feylaane padenge. Patni: Jaldi se aap haath feyla lo warna mujhe apni TAANGE feilani pad jayengi...

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Teacher: late kyon aye ho? Student: main g majh lavaun gya c. Tchr-eh kamm tera peo ni c kar sakda? Std-G kar ta sakda c par jhota jyada wadiya karda hai_

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Doctor says- sardarni is not pragenent,it was just gas problem.sardar says: hey rabba mainu tu lun ditta hai ya hawa bharan da pump ?

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Teacher: Baccho hame kya-2 muh mai nahi lena chahiye ? Baccha-1: pencil 2: rabbar 3: paper 4: angutha 5: jalta hua bulb teacher: kyu Bacha-Mummy hamasha papa sa kahti hai BULB JAL RAHA hai, main muh me nahin lungi.

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Teacher: Baccho hame kya-2 muh mai nahi lena chahiye ? Baccha-1: pencil 2: rabbar 3: paper 4: angutha 5: jalta hua bulb teacher: kyu Bacha-Mummy hamasha papa sa kahti hai BULB JAL RAHA hai, main muh me nahin lungi.

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Santa-mere Tatte neele Ho gye ne. Dr.-eh kattne painge,zehar Fael gia Hai. Santa-kat de (2 Din baad) Snta- Mera Lun V nila Ho gia Hai. Dr.-eh V katna pauga, naali la Deange. (2 Din baad) santa- eh naali V neeli ho gai hai. Dr.- chinta na kar bimari labhgi, eh tere kache da rang Utarda Hai !

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amali was smoking in a bus:
Ek Aurat: tenudikhda ni, Bus ch likhea "No Smoking"

Kujh Dair bad oh aurat apne bache nu dudh plian lagi.

Mauka dekh k amali boleys
tenu dikhda ni bus ch likea k
"sareer de koi andd bahar na kado"

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Sante da dost USA to Sante te usde pariwar vaste kapde gift liyanda e
Sare kapde "LEE" Brand de hunde ne
USA wala dost sante nu kapde dinda e te kenda e
"yeh teri baap ki LEE"
"yeh tere maa ki LEE"
"yeh tere behan ki LEE"
"yeh tere bhabhi ki LEE"

Sante nu gussa aanda e oh rasoi cho santra (ORANGE) liyanda e te chhil k dost nu dinda e:

"Aah tere pioo de Faadi"
"Aah teri maa de Faadi"
"Aah teri behan de Faadi"
"Aah teri bhaabhi de Faadi"
"Aah teri gharwali de Faadi"

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Ik war santa kol 400gm feem si,
Usde pichhe daku lag gaye,
darda oh sari feem kha gaya te usdi bund tiet hogi.
Dako bole ki isdi bund maro, jad kise ton na waji tan bole sale nu goli mardo,
Santa bolea janab! thuk la ke dekhlo ki pata garib di jaan bachje.

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Santa di bund te finsi ho gayi.
Oh sheesha dekh ke malam laga reha si ene nu usda lun khada ho gaya.
Oh kehnda `BEH JA BHANCHODA BEH JA` aapni hi bund aa.

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