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i Hindi Double Meaning
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mangta hoon to tu deti nahi,
jawab mere sawal ka.
deti hai toh khada ho jata hai,
rom rom jajbat ka.
lagata hoon to gir jata hai,
balo se phool gulab ka.

Usne utari saree
fir aayi peticoat ki bari
blouse to pahle hi diya tha utar
ziyadah excited mat ho yaar
yeh tha kapray sukhane ka taar ….!

Ye Sookha Ander Jata Hai,
aur,Gila Bahir Ata Hai,
Phele Chota Hota Hai,
Phir Ye Mota Hota Hai,
Jab Ye Ander Rehta Hai,
To Ye Red Kar Deta Hai,
Thori Dair Helane Ke Bad Jab Esai Bahir Nekalo,
To Apne Kam Dikha Kar Ye,
Bejan Sa Bahir Ata Hai,
Kuch Aur Nahin Hai Ye,
Es Ko LIPTON TEA BAG ,Kahty Hain.

Aik bar karo na plz..
kisi ko pata nahi chalega..
plz karo naaa……..
muje acha lage ga…
aik bar hamari dosti ki khatri
kar do na plzz…
aik pyara sa SMS!!!

Dil chahe dekhna unhe to, batao aankho ka kya kasoor.
Har pal mahsoos ho jo unki khushbu to, sanson ka kya kasoor.
Vaise to har khwab pooch ke nahi aate, maga r har roj unka khwab aaye to raton ka kya kasoor.

HE: Gaya
SHE: Ha

HE: Kesa laga
SHE: Acha laga

HE: Phir se dalu
SHE: Ha

HE: Kesa laga
SHE: Acha laga

HE: Aghar madam yeh wali Sandel achi hai to dedu.

Pehle haath me lo.
Fir sidha karo.
Fir muh me dalo.
Fir thuk lagao.
Fir andar ghusao.

Kitna mushqil Hota hai,
sui me dhaga dalna.

BHAGWAN ko GUSSA kab aata hai
?
?
Jab koi KUWARI Ladki PREGNENT ho jati hai
Aur uski Maa bolti hai . . .

HeY BhaGWaaN
Yeh Tune Kya kiya.

Hindi class mein
Master ki pant ki zip khuli dekh ladkiyan zor se hasne lagi.

Masterji bole zyada he he ki, to bahar nikaal kar khada kar dunga.

sharma ji joins army, given AK 47.
Hes puzzld.

Asks major, Sir, yeh bandook ki nalli samne rakhun ya ulta?

Major: kisi bhi taraf rakho, faida desh ka hi hoga.

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