SMS & Jokes

Hindi Double Meaning

Wife n Mobile: 1) Dono hi dusro ke achche lagte hai. 2) Dono hi naye achche lagte hai. 3) Dono ko hi raat bhar charge karna padta hai.

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Phulon se khoobsurat koi nahi. Sagar se gahara koi nahi. Aab aapki kya tarif karu... Dost me aap jaisa... Nalayak koi nahi!

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Jis Tarah Shereen Bina Farhad Mar Gaya Jis tarah Laila Bina Majnoon Mar Gaya Bilkul Usi tarah haan Usi tarh yeh kabhi bhi mat sochna k main tumhare bina mar jaonga......lolz....

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Aik bar karo na plz.. kisi ko pata nahi chalega.. plz karo naaa…….. muje acha lage ga… aik bar hamari dosti ki khatrikar do na plzz… aik pyara sa SMS!!!

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Passenger: Yaar yeh koan sa stop hey, bus main jhatkay buhat lag rahay hain. Driver: Salay, bus rukki hoi hay, tum PATHAN ki goad main baithay ho.

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Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho... Kuch nahi yaar bas aapki shakal yaad aa gayi thi!

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sharma ji joins army, given AK 47. Hes puzzld. Asks major, Sir, yeh bandook ki nalli samne rakhun ya ulta? Major: kisi bhi taraf rakho, faida desh ka hi hoga.

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Hindi class mein Master ki pant ki zip khuli dekh ladkiyan zor se hasne lagi. Masterji bole zyada he he ki, to bahar nikaal kar khada kar dunga.

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BHAGWAN ko GUSSA kab aata hai ? ? Jab koi KUWARI Ladki PREGNENT ho jati hai Aur uski Maa bolti hai . . . HeY BhaGWaaN Yeh Tune Kya kiya.

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Pehle haath me lo. Fir sidha karo. Fir muh me dalo. Fir thuk lagao. Fir andar ghusao. Kitna mushqil Hota hai, sui me dhaga dalna.

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HE: Gaya SHE: Ha HE: Kesa laga SHE: Acha laga HE: Phir se dalu SHE: Ha HE: Kesa laga SHE: Acha laga HE: Aghar madam yeh wali Sandel achi hai to dedu.

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Dil chahe dekhna unhe to, batao aankho ka kya kasoor. Har pal mahsoos ho jo unki khushbu to, sanson ka kya kasoor. Vaise to har khwab pooch ke nahi aate, maga r har roj unka khwab aaye to raton ka kya kasoor.

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Aik bar karo na plz.. kisi ko pata nahi chalega.. plz karo naaa…….. muje acha lage ga… aik bar hamari dosti ki khatri kar do na plzz… aik pyara sa SMS!!!

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Ye Sookha Ander Jata Hai, aur,Gila Bahir Ata Hai, Phele Chota Hota Hai, Phir Ye Mota Hota Hai, Jab Ye Ander Rehta Hai, To Ye Red Kar Deta Hai, Thori Dair Helane Ke Bad Jab Esai Bahir Nekalo, To Apne Kam Dikha Kar Ye, Bejan Sa Bahir Ata Hai, Kuch Aur Nahin Hai Ye, Es Ko LIPTON TEA BAG ,Kahty Hain.

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Usne utari saree fir aayi peticoat ki bari blouse to pahle hi diya tha utar ziyadah excited mat ho yaar yeh tha kapray sukhane ka taar ….!

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mangta hoon to tu deti nahi, jawab mere sawal ka. deti hai toh khada ho jata hai, rom rom jajbat ka. lagata hoon to gir jata hai, balo se phool gulab ka.

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Angry boss: Tumne kabhi ullu dekha hai? Man: (sar jhuka ke) Nahi sir Boss: Neeche kya dekh rahe ho? Meri taraf dekho.

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Boyfriend: Kya tum meri salary mein guzara kar logi. Girlfriend: Mein to gujara kar lungi par tumhara kya hoga.

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Frnd k saath karo ya girl frnd k saath, room me karo ya garden me, din me karo ya raat me bed pe karo ya sofe pe PADHAI to krni hi padegi.

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Jab DEKHU toh DIL Karta PAKAD lu, Jab Pakad lu toh DIL Karta DABA du, Jab Daba du toh DIL Karta CHHUUS lu, Q K Saal mey Ek baar "AAM" atahe

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Agar koi Ladki"BHAI"bole to ghabhrana mat. "BHAI"ka full form hota hai- B : Best H : Husband A : Available in I : India

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karte raho.. karte raho...? karte raho...? Besharmo ki tarah message receive karte raho, jab sharm aa jaye to ek SMS kar dena.

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Husband: kash hamare ladki ki jagah ladka ho jata? Wife: Chhodo ji, agar main aapke bharose rehti, to ladki bhi nahi hoti.

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A lady from 2nd floor asking a bananawala: Kaise diye? Bananawala: Memsaab Aath mein Bara. Lady: Saat mein Tera deta hai to oopar aaja.

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