Hindi Adult Shayari

JA "SMS" JA MERE PIYARE DOST KE PASS JA,
AGER WO BESSY HO TO RUK JAN,
OR "AGER" FREE HO TO UN KE GAND MAIN GHUS JANA,
OR TUB TAK HILLTY REHNA JUB TAK WO MUJHYE
KOI ACHA SA SMS REPLY NA KAR DE.

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Yoon Honton say Hont Mila Lena...
Phir hath mumon pay phair dena..
Phir choot ka pani Nikal Dena...
Kuch apny lun to dikha Dena
Kuch mari choot ko dekh Lana..
Kuch choot ko bhee chat lana
Kuch hum bhee ko chosain gay.
Kuch apni Piays Bugha lana
Kuch Hamari Piays Bharha dana.
Kuch choot main Lun Dala dena
Aur choot main Khoob Ghuma dena
Phir main Bhee Lun pay bathoon gee.
Aur khoob Chudai kawaoon gee.
Aur Apni Piays Bughaoon gee.
Aur Tumhari Piays Barhaon gee.

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Phool Murjhate acche nahi lagte,
Aap lund khujate acche nahi lagte,
Koi to patalo bachi ab meri jaan,
Roz Roz bathroom me hilate acche nahi lagte...

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Duur gaon main aik basti thee
jahan pe randian sasti thee
unki gaand main itni masti thee
jitna bhi chodo hansti thee
magar aap kyu hanste ho?
kya usi gaon main baste ho?...
ahahahah lol

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us ne kaha or dabao,
main dabaya,
us ne kaha or dabao,
main ne or dabaya,
us ne kaha baniyan nikal do phir dabao,
main ne phir dabaya,
us ne kaha pent bhi nikal do phir dabao,
main ne phir dabaya . . . �
dekha ho gya na suit case band:)

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Ye Sookha Ander Jata Hai,
aur,Gila Bahir Ata Hai,
Phele Chota Hota Hai,
Phir Ye Mota Hota Hai,
Jab Ye Ander Rehta Hai,
To Ye Red Kar Deta Hai,
Thori Dair Helane Ke Bad Jab Esai Bahir Nekalo,
To Apne Kam Dikha Kar Ye,
Bejan Sa Bahir Ata Hai,
Kuch Aur Nahin Hai Ye,
Es Ko LIPTON TEA BAG ,Kahty Hain.

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...Jo tumko ho pasand vahi baat kahenge,Tum din ko agar raat kaho toh raat kahenge, Kyunki... Crack naal kaun matha maare ???

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Palat kar dekh jaaneman , jigar me dum hum bhi rakhte hain , bra me do bomb tum rakhti ho, to underwear mein ek gun hum bhi rakhte hain.

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Samunder kinare baithe hain .... Kabhi to lehar aayegi ...

Kismat badle na badle .... GAAND to dhul jayegi .

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Daalne Lga main, chikhne lagi wo.. Hua dard itna k seh naa saki wo.. Taqlif hui itni, Boli bahar nikalo. Khuda ke waaste Dusra kangan dalo...

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INDIA KI REET:


Ladki agar apni marzi se de de to pyaar.

Agar dost dilwaye to UPHAR.

Ghar wale delwaye to SANSKAR.

AUR

Hum apne aap le le to BALATKAR.

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Ansu tere nikle, to ankhen meri ho,
Dil tera dhadke, to dhadkan meri ho,
Khuda kare dosti hamari itni gehri ho,
Baap tu bane, to mehnat meri ho

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pakhane maine ja baitha, to tum yaad aaye
gand jab dhoyi,to tum yaad aaye
pant jab uper uthai, to laga aur hagas(shit) aayi.

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Yaar ajab tere nkhare,gazab tera style hain,
gand dhone ki tameez nahi, haath main mobile hai.

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Paaro aur Chandramukhi ka noor
app pe barse,har koi aap ke saath
sone ko tarse,aapke jeevan main aayein
itni ladkiyan ki aap CHADDHI pahen ne ko trase

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Ladka ladki dono lafange,
Ek Palang pe dono Nange,
Ladke ko lagi thand,
Usne nikala apna lund,
Ladki ne tange kholi,
AUr boli Belated Happy Holi!

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cham cham karti aayi wo
cham cham karti chali gayi wo
tu lund khole khara tha
KLPD kar gayi wo (KLPD:khare lund par dhoka)

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Jahpaneh ek sher pesh karte hain..
main nikla unki gali
main nikla unki gali
Pet main aithen hui aur dhad se pakhana hua..

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To answer the SMS:
Atak pe Fatak
Fatak pe Jaupda (hut)
tu kya shayari marega
tere maa kaa bhoosda

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Kuch kasme kiye the, kuch vaade kiye the,
milenge har kidki darwaje ke peeche,
ae bewafa ek baar tu kah de mujhe Raja
teri choot ka main baja doonga bazaa...

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