SMS & Jokes

Hindi Adult Shayari

daru se dosti lever ko khatra randi se dosti lund ko khatra mere se dosti gaand ko khatra MUJHSE DOSTI KAROGE

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Waqt nahi ab rone ka Waqt hai baccha hone ka tab kyoun nahi royin thi jab chipak chipak key soi thi jab kiya hai to bharo tab kahti thi aur karo aur karo

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Best shayri of the world: Ji karta hai main choom loon uski Tatti main pare us matar k dane ko, kambakht wo to kam se kam uske labo se hokar gujra hoga.

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Kuch kasme kiye the, kuch vaade kiye the, milenge har kidki darwaje ke peeche, ae bewafa ek baar tu kah de mujhe Raja teri choot ka main baja doonga bazaa...

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To answer the SMS: Atak pe Fatak Fatak pe Jaupda (hut) tu kya shayari marega tere maa kaa bhoosda

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Jahpaneh ek sher pesh karte hain.. main nikla unki gali main nikla unki gali Pet main aithen hui aur dhad se pakhana hua..

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cham cham karti aayi wo cham cham karti chali gayi wo tu lund khole khara tha KLPD kar gayi wo (KLPD:khare lund par dhoka)

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Ladka ladki dono lafange, Ek Palang pe dono Nange, Ladke ko lagi thand, Usne nikala apna lund, Ladki ne tange kholi, AUr boli Belated Happy Holi!

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Paaro aur Chandramukhi ka noor app pe barse,har koi aap ke saath sone ko tarse,aapke jeevan main aayein itni ladkiyan ki aap CHADDHI pahen ne ko trase

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Yaar ajab tere nkhare,gazab tera style hain, gand dhone ki tameez nahi, haath main mobile hai.

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pakhane maine ja baitha, to tum yaad aaye gand jab dhoyi,to tum yaad aaye pant jab uper uthai, to laga aur hagas(shit) aayi.

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Ansu tere nikle, to ankhen meri ho, Dil tera dhadke, to dhadkan meri ho, Khuda kare dosti hamari itni gehri ho, Baap tu bane, to mehnat meri ho

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INDIA KI REET: Ladki agar apni marzi se de de to pyaar. Agar dost dilwaye to UPHAR. Ghar wale delwaye to SANSKAR. AUR Hum apne aap le le to BALATKAR.

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Daalne Lga main, chikhne lagi wo.. Hua dard itna k seh naa saki wo.. Taqlif hui itni, Boli bahar nikalo. Khuda ke waaste Dusra kangan dalo...

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Samunder kinare baithe hain .... Kabhi to lehar aayegi ... Kismat badle na badle .... GAAND to dhul jayegi .

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Palat kar dekh jaaneman , jigar me dum hum bhi rakhte hain , bra me do bomb tum rakhti ho, to underwear mein ek gun hum bhi rakhte hain.

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...Jo tumko ho pasand vahi baat kahenge,Tum din ko agar raat kaho toh raat kahenge, Kyunki... Crack naal kaun matha maare ???

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Ye Sookha Ander Jata Hai, aur,Gila Bahir Ata Hai, Phele Chota Hota Hai, Phir Ye Mota Hota Hai, Jab Ye Ander Rehta Hai, To Ye Red Kar Deta Hai, Thori Dair Helane Ke Bad Jab Esai Bahir Nekalo, To Apne Kam Dikha Kar Ye, Bejan Sa Bahir Ata Hai, Kuch Aur Nahin Hai Ye, Es Ko LIPTON TEA BAG ,Kahty Hain.

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us ne kaha or dabao, main dabaya, us ne kaha or dabao, main ne or dabaya, us ne kaha baniyan nikal do phir dabao, main ne phir dabaya, us ne kaha pent bhi nikal do phir dabao, main ne phir dabaya . . . � dekha ho gya na suit case band:)

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Duur gaon main aik basti thee jahan pe randian sasti thee unki gaand main itni masti thee jitna bhi chodo hansti thee magar aap kyu hanste ho? kya usi gaon main baste ho?... ahahahah lol

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Phool Murjhate acche nahi lagte, Aap lund khujate acche nahi lagte, Koi to patalo bachi ab meri jaan, Roz Roz bathroom me hilate acche nahi lagte...

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Yoon Honton say Hont Mila Lena... Phir hath mumon pay phair dena.. Phir choot ka pani Nikal Dena... Kuch apny lun to dikha Dena Kuch mari choot ko dekh Lana.. Kuch choot ko bhee chat lana Kuch hum bhee ko chosain gay. Kuch apni Piays Bugha lana Kuch Hamari Piays Bharha dana. Kuch choot main Lun Dala dena Aur choot main Khoob Ghuma dena Phir main Bhee Lun pay bathoon gee. Aur khoob Chudai kawaoon gee. Aur Apni Piays Bughaoon gee. Aur Tumhari Piays Barhaon gee.

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JA "SMS" JA MERE PIYARE DOST KE PASS JA, AGER WO BESSY HO TO RUK JAN, OR "AGER" FREE HO TO UN KE GAND MAIN GHUS JANA, OR TUB TAK HILLTY REHNA JUB TAK WO MUJHYE KOI ACHA SA SMS REPLY NA KAR DE.

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Ansu tere nikle, to ankhen meri ho, Dil tera dhadke, to dhadkan meri ho, Khuda kare dosti hamari itni gehri ho, Baap tu bane, to mehnat meri ho.

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Paaro aur Chandramukhi ka noor app pe barse,har koi aap ke saath sone ko tarse,aapke jeevan main aayein itni ladkiyan ki aap CHADDHI pahen ne ko trase

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Ladka ladki dono lafange, Ek Palang pe dono Nange, Ladke ko lagi thand, Usne nikala apna lund, Ladki ne tange kholi, AUr boli Belated Happy Holi!

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Kuch kasme kiye the, kuch vaade kiye the, milenge har kidki darwaje ke peeche, ae bewafa ek baar tu kah de mujhe Raja teri choot ka main baja doonga bazaa...

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Waqt nahi ab rone ka Waqt hai baccha hone ka tab kyoun nahi royin thi jab chipak chipak key soi thi jab kiya hai to bharo tab kahti thi aur karo aur karo

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daru se dosti lever ko khatra randi se dosti lund ko khatra mere se dosti gaand ko khatra MUJHSE DOSTI KAROGE

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Daalne Lga main, chikhne lagi wo.. Hua dard itna k seh naa saki wo.. Taqlif hui itni, Boli bahar nikalo.. Khuda ke waaste Dusra kangan dalo...

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