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Agar asmaan tak ap ke hath jaate, Arj kiya hai.., Agar asmaan tak aap ke haath jaate., to Chand Sitare to kya, Pariyon ki Gand main bhi Ap ungli kar Aate...!

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Har ek sukhi aaurat ko apne jeevan me pati se kya chahihe. . . ??? jeenda rahne tak uska khada lund aur marne ke baad uska provident fund.

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Ek sardar ulta nanga soya tha. to sharma ji aake sardar par tabla bajane lega, jab bajana bandh kiya to sardar palta aur sharma ji say bola, le ab BANSURI baja.

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5 yr old boy looks at his father’s erected dick n says “PEPSI BOTTLE!”, Dad says “HOW DO U KNOW?” Son: “coz Mom sucks neighbour’s dick n says “YE DIL MAANGE MORE”

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Is naye saal mein apko saand ki shakti, raand ki bhakti, kareena ki pussy, sex ka gyan, boobs ka dhyan, lund ki lambai, chut ki garmai PRAPT HO… TATHAASTU!!!

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Ghalib is ditched by his girlfriend, is caught pissing on her gate, saying ... Tere pyaar mein yun dukhi hai Ghalib ke aansu bhi nikalte hain raste badal badal ke…

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What wud one say while remove bra? Desh mein nikla Chand. While removing panty? Khulja Sim Sim. While doing sex? Kya Masti Kya Dhoom. After Sex? Kamzor Kadi Kaun?

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Which woman has the biggest vagina in the world? Sunny Deol’s mother, b`coz Sunny himself said: `MEIN NIKLA GADDI LEKE`

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PAK wicket keeper MOIN got married, His wife asked y the media how Moin was on wedding night. She said he stood behind the bed & said "AUR TEZ DALO WASIM BHAI"

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Agar muh meetha karna hai toh: k ki kis kiss kiss m kiss me kiss meesh khao. log pata nahi kya sochty hay.

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Teacher: Baccho hame kya-2 muh mai nahi lena chahiye ? Baccha-1: pencil 2: rabbar 3: paper 4: angutha 5: jalta hua bulb teacher: kyu Bacha-Mummy hamasha papa sa kahti hai BULB JAL RAHA hai, main muh me nahin lungi.

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Girl 1 :Agar me car k niche ajau,to 1 mahina no college. Girl 2 : me truck k niche ajau,to 2 mahine no college. Boy: tum mere niche ajao 9 mahine no college!

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Ek jhalak kafi hai dil ka mariz banane ke liye, tune itni badi salwaar pahani ek chhoti si cheez chupane ke liye.

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L*nd pe aitbaar kisko hai.... Mil jaye ch*dne ko to inkaar kisko hai.... Kuchh mushkilen hain nayi ch**t paane mein ai dost .... Warna purani ch**t se pyaar kisko hai.

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Dr. to Lady-Jor se sans lo.Or jor se lambi sans lo.Tabhi awaj ai : Kattak: Dr.-Oh apki hadi me facture hai. Lady-Bhosri ke hadi me nahi meri BRA Ka huk tut gaya

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Mobile ko kabhi pichhe ke pocket me mat rakhna,battery fategi to gand fat jayegi,log hath se gand dhote hain,aur tum gand se hath dho baithoge.

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Husband apne sasural me biwi se:Chalo aaj sex karte hain. Biwi:Nahi! Ye papa ka ghar hai! HUSBAND:To mere baap ne Randi Khana khola hai kya....

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A boy donated blood 2 his GF. Kuch din bad ladai ho gayi.Boy ne apna khoon manga to girl ne apna whisper uske muh pr mara aur boli-monthly instalmnt me milega.

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Pehle KISS karo, phir PALANG per leta do, phir CHADDI utar do, phir NICHE haath lagao, . . . . Aur check karo k BABY ne SU SU to nahi kiya na

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teri sula ke lu? ya bitha ke lu? ya tujhe karu khada ya fir teri juka-jukake lu? ab tu hi bata ki mein teri… photo kaise lu.

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1 call girl subah subah naha dho kar - appni panty main agarbitti ghuma rahi thi, dosre nay pocha : ye keya kar rahi ho ? woh boli dukan kholnay ka time ho gaya hay.

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every 1has different phases of sex life. age 18-din raat age 28-roz raat age 38-jumairaat age 48-chand raat age 58-ghalat baat

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Teer kya chalate ho dhar to talwar me hai, odni se kya chupati ho mal to salwar me hai...

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Sex karo daily, Agar woh mil jai Akeli, agar na mile akeli, tu pakar lo uss ki saheli, agar na mile saheli, tu Zindabad hatheli, lekin sex karo daily,

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aik lund... rand gora. Qadd 8 inch. Rubber ka chogha pehne huwe. tattonka tawaaazun theek nahi.. jin sahab ko milay gaand main lele.

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1) Choot aur Dodh phatny kee awaz nahee ati 2) Larki ko Mhawari 15 sal say shroo hoo jati hay 3) Jub kay Londay ka Lun 14 sal main attack karny wali positon main hota hay. 4) 16 saal 30 Boobs 5) 18 Saal 32 6) 20 Saal 34 7) 26 saal 36 aur When 2 Babies 38D

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chandni raat me chatai par chaca ne chaci ke choot chatti chaci chilai choot chatna chor condom charha chod chotye

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INDIA KI REET: Ladki agar apni marzi se de de to pyaar. Agar dost dilwaye to UPHAR. Ghar wale delwaye to SANSKAR. AUR Hum apne aap le le to BALATKAR.

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Jahpaneh ek sher pesh karte hain.. main nikla unki gali main nikla unki gali Pet main aithen hui aur gand se pakhana hua..

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1980 girls:Me Jeans pehenungi. Maa:Nahi beti log kya kahenge? 2008 girls:Me mini skirt pehanungi. Maa:Pehen le beti kuch to pehan le.

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