Hindi Adult SMS

chandni raat me chatai par
chaca ne chaci ke choot chatti
chaci chilai choot chatna
chor condom charha chod chotye

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1) Choot aur Dodh phatny kee awaz nahee ati
2) Larki ko Mhawari 15 sal say shroo hoo jati hay
3) Jub kay Londay ka Lun 14 sal main attack karny wali positon main hota hay.
4) 16 saal 30 Boobs
5) 18 Saal 32
6) 20 Saal 34
7) 26 saal 36 aur When 2 Babies 38D

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aik lund...
rand gora.
Qadd 8 inch.
Rubber ka chogha pehne huwe.
tattonka tawaaazun theek nahi..


jin sahab ko milay gaand main lele.

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Sex karo daily,
Agar woh mil jai Akeli,
agar na mile akeli,
tu pakar lo uss ki saheli,
agar na mile saheli,
tu Zindabad hatheli,
lekin sex karo daily,

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Teer kya chalate ho dhar to talwar me hai,

odni se kya chupati ho mal to salwar me hai...

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every 1has different phases of sex life.
age 18-din raat
age 28-roz raat
age 38-jumairaat
age 48-chand raat
age 58-ghalat baat

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1 call girl subah subah
naha dho kar - appni panty main agarbitti ghuma rahi thi,
dosre nay pocha :
ye keya kar rahi ho ?
woh boli dukan kholnay ka time ho gaya hay.

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teri sula ke lu?
ya bitha ke lu?
ya tujhe karu khada
ya fir teri juka-jukake lu?
ab tu hi bata
ki mein teri…
photo kaise lu.

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Pehle KISS karo,
phir PALANG per leta do,
phir CHADDI utar do,
phir NICHE haath lagao,
.
.
.
.
Aur check karo k
BABY ne SU SU to nahi kiya na

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A boy donated blood 2 his GF. Kuch din bad ladai ho gayi.Boy ne apna khoon manga to girl ne apna whisper uske muh pr mara aur boli-monthly instalmnt me milega.

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Husband apne sasural me biwi se:Chalo aaj sex karte hain. Biwi:Nahi! Ye papa ka ghar hai! HUSBAND:To mere baap ne Randi Khana khola hai kya....

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Mobile ko kabhi pichhe ke pocket me mat rakhna,battery fategi to gand fat jayegi,log hath se gand dhote hain,aur tum gand se hath dho baithoge.

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Dr. to Lady-Jor se sans lo.Or jor se lambi sans lo.Tabhi awaj ai : Kattak: Dr.-Oh apki hadi me facture hai. Lady-Bhosri ke hadi me nahi meri BRA Ka huk tut gaya

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L*nd pe aitbaar kisko hai....


Mil jaye ch*dne ko to inkaar kisko hai....


Kuchh mushkilen hain nayi ch**t paane mein ai dost ....


Warna purani ch**t se pyaar kisko hai.

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Ek jhalak kafi hai dil ka mariz banane ke liye,

tune itni badi salwaar pahani ek chhoti si cheez chupane ke liye.

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Girl 1 :Agar me car k niche ajau,to 1 mahina no college. Girl 2 : me truck k niche ajau,to 2 mahine no college. Boy: tum mere niche ajao 9 mahine no college!

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Teacher: Baccho hame kya-2 muh mai nahi lena chahiye ? Baccha-1: pencil 2: rabbar 3: paper 4: angutha 5: jalta hua bulb teacher: kyu Bacha-Mummy hamasha papa sa kahti hai BULB JAL RAHA hai, main muh me nahin lungi.

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Agar muh meetha karna hai toh:




k



ki



kis


kiss


kiss m


kiss me





kiss meesh khao.
log pata nahi kya sochty hay.

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PAK wicket keeper MOIN got married,
His wife asked y the media how Moin was on wedding night.
She said he stood behind the bed & said
"AUR TEZ DALO WASIM BHAI"

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Which woman has the biggest vagina in the world?
Sunny Deol’s mother, b`coz Sunny himself said: `MEIN NIKLA GADDI LEKE`

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