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Eik Pati-Patni ki suhag raat thi...

Pati apni Patni ke pechae dalnae laga to wo
boli ....na na Pati jee pechae nahi aagae.

Pati bola tumhain kaisae pata hai ?

Patni boli...mera boy friend mere aagae dalta tha.

Pati bola...acha...par mere boy friend to mere pechae dalta tha...

3 Galz having lunch.
1st said" i saw d condoms in boss drawer.
2nd said: i also saw & punchered them.
3rd Said: HaramZadi pehle batana tha na !!

Girl : Arey itna bara munh mein kaise daloon gi.
Boy : Jaldi se munh kholo.
Girl : Oops sare kapray geelay ho gaye.
Boy : Aur lo gee.
Girl: NA baba na yeh Gool Gapey tum he kahoo.

MINISTER: sach-sach batao,
tum kitni bar hamse bewafai ki ho?
WIFE: kul 3 bar.
MINSTR: kab-kab?
WIFE: jab apka dil ka operation tha to
Dr. k pas gai thi,
Fir jab Aap jail me band hue to judge k pas gai thi.
MINSTR: Teesri bar?
WIFE: Jab apko sarkar banana tha,
Aur apke pas 76 MLAs kum the..

LARKI:maa kia yeh such hay kay jahan
larkay lund daltay hain,
wahan say hi bachay hotay hain?

MAA: yes

LARKI: Oh, iss ka matlab mery bachay moun say hongay.

8 sal ka bachcha rape case mein pakra jata hai.

Lady lawyer us ki lulli pakr k kehti hai kya ye bacha rape kar sakta hai???

Bacha kehta hai: madam ji hila mat warna case harjaogi.

aik pagal nanga bazaar may ghum raha tha !
uska lund boht lamba tha.

aik orat ne dekha to boli-
ye mulk taraqi kese kare ga
saray kam ke aadmi to pagal hay.

Shaadi ki pehli raat

husband apni biwi ki choot ke andar aik ungli dalta hai.

Biwi sharmatay hoe: Aik ungli aur dalo na.

Husband: Kyun tu ne seeti bajani hai.

Shaadi ki 1st nite husband apni wife ko Rs. 500 de kar bola,
hum ne yeh kaam free mai kiya hi nahi.

Wife 200 wapis kar ke boli humne 300 se zayada kabhi liye hi nahi.

Ek AADAMI Ka Beta
5th Class Mai Fail Huwa to
4th Mai Wapis Aaya...

4th Mai Fail to 3rd Mai
aur 3rd Se 2nd...

Vah Biwi Se Bola Panty Tight Karle,
Wo Wapas Aa Raha Hai.

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