Hindi Adult Jokes

Eik Pati-Patni ki suhag raat thi...

Pati apni Patni ke pechae dalnae laga to wo
boli ....na na Pati jee pechae nahi aagae.

Pati bola tumhain kaisae pata hai ?

Patni boli...mera boy friend mere aagae dalta tha.

Pati bola...acha...par mere boy friend to mere pechae dalta tha...

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3 Galz having lunch.
1st said" i saw d condoms in boss drawer.
2nd said: i also saw & punchered them.
3rd Said: HaramZadi pehle batana tha na !!

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Girl : Arey itna bara munh mein kaise daloon gi.
Boy : Jaldi se munh kholo.
Girl : Oops sare kapray geelay ho gaye.
Boy : Aur lo gee.
Girl: NA baba na yeh Gool Gapey tum he kahoo.

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MINISTER: sach-sach batao,
tum kitni bar hamse bewafai ki ho?
WIFE: kul 3 bar.
MINSTR: kab-kab?
WIFE: jab apka dil ka operation tha to
Dr. k pas gai thi,
Fir jab Aap jail me band hue to judge k pas gai thi.
MINSTR: Teesri bar?
WIFE: Jab apko sarkar banana tha,
Aur apke pas 76 MLAs kum the..

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LARKI:maa kia yeh such hay kay jahan
larkay lund daltay hain,
wahan say hi bachay hotay hain?

MAA: yes

LARKI: Oh, iss ka matlab mery bachay moun say hongay.

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8 sal ka bachcha rape case mein pakra jata hai.

Lady lawyer us ki lulli pakr k kehti hai kya ye bacha rape kar sakta hai???

Bacha kehta hai: madam ji hila mat warna case harjaogi.

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aik pagal nanga bazaar may ghum raha tha !
uska lund boht lamba tha.

aik orat ne dekha to boli-
ye mulk taraqi kese kare ga
saray kam ke aadmi to pagal hay.

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Shaadi ki pehli raat

husband apni biwi ki choot ke andar aik ungli dalta hai.

Biwi sharmatay hoe: Aik ungli aur dalo na.

Husband: Kyun tu ne seeti bajani hai.

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Shaadi ki 1st nite husband apni wife ko Rs. 500 de kar bola,
hum ne yeh kaam free mai kiya hi nahi.

Wife 200 wapis kar ke boli humne 300 se zayada kabhi liye hi nahi.

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Ek AADAMI Ka Beta
5th Class Mai Fail Huwa to
4th Mai Wapis Aaya...

4th Mai Fail to 3rd Mai
aur 3rd Se 2nd...

Vah Biwi Se Bola Panty Tight Karle,
Wo Wapas Aa Raha Hai.

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husband apne susral mai apni bivi se chalo sex kerte hain.

bivi nahi yeh mere baap ka ghar hai.

husband: tu kia mere baap ka ghar chakla hai
jo tu roz tyar ho jati hai.

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papa:beta yeh lo 20 rs
mammi ko nahi batana may nokrani kay sath soya tha.
kid:papa aap boht kanjos ho.
mammi mujhay 100 rs daiti hain jab woh driver kay sath soti hai.

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husband: shadi kay baad life kuttay jaisi hogai hay .
wife :kuttay say kia barabari kartay ho
woh tu aik ghanaty tak phasa kay rakhta hay,
tumhari tu 1 minute may nikal jati hay.

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teacher nay "braizer" nahi pehna tha
aur kameez kay 2 button khol gaye.
yeh daikh kay 2 bachay hansnay lagay
tu gussay say boli
"hanso maat warna dono ko bahar nikal doungi"

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1 Friend : Yar meri biwi pani se bohat darti hai.

2 Friend : Acha wo kaise?

1 Friend : Yar kal mein ghar gaya to wo bathtub
mai bhi security guard k sath bethi thi.!!

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Girl: Meri Choot Main Ungli Dalo.
Dusri B Dalo.
Ab Pura Hath B Dalo.
Ab Dusra Hath B Dalo.
Ab Dono Hathon Se Taali Bajao.
Boy: Nahi Bajti
Girl: Dekha Kitni Tight Hai...

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yaar suna hay kal kisi nay tumhari kanpati pay gun laga k 2 option diye
jaan do ya gand do

shuker hay tumhari jaan bach gai

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Teacher, Student se
jab mai soft ho to bohat soft ho
but
jab mai hard ho to kafi hard ho.

Student, Teacher se
sir app to mare land jase hian

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Ik din soo raha tha mera lund dekhabar..
muu ko apney moor ker tatoo pe rakh ke sar...
itney udhar se howa ik choot ka guzar..
Aahaat jo suni lund ne dekha uthha ke sar..
woh bola choot se jati hai kidhar....
choot boli aye lund tu mujhe kia chodeyga andar jatey hi do jhaatkon mai roo dega.....
choot ki khari khari batoon se lund lipat gaya apni jhantoo se ....
wohh bola choot se aye choot mai tujhe chudooga teri gaand mai ik kunwakhodunga jis mai pani ki jaga nikley ga dhood aye choot teri maa ki choot..

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Miya aur bibi me bhayanak jhagda ho gaya.

Miya gusse se titmilata hua chillaya-
gaand maar doonga!!!

Bibi boli:"Aage ki to sochte nahin,
bus peeche pade rehte ho.."

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