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Girl-Bus kro rat k 12bje se kr rhe ho or subh k 5:30 bj chuke hi.Thake ne? Boy-Abi to kuch ne kiya ab to Din rat kruga. Qk mere 3000 msg jo free hai..

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One day a man goes to bank for withdrawing cash. Lady cashier asked: so ke loge? Man replied: Khade khade bhi chalega.

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Child:papa aunty ka pait kion phola hai? Father:tujhey sub pata hai! Child: nahin pata promise! Father: in k pait main pani bhara hay CHILD:Oh No! Bacha to doob jaye ga!

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Train mai aik husband apni wife say: tujh say shadi ker k pachta raha hun dil kerta hai tujhey kuttay k agay dal dun samnay wala passenger:wao wao wao wao!!!

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Teacher: Bacho batao k billi 1 sath itnay saray bachay kaisay paida karti hay? Kid: Miss agar aap road pay billi ki tarah ghoomo to aap ko pata chal jayega…

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Boy:chalo kisi sunsaan/viraan jagah chaltey hain! Girl:tum aisi-waisi harkat to nahi karoge? Boy:bilkul nahi! Girl:to phir rehne do…

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conductor : bachcay ka full ticket lage ga! lady : yeh tu abhi nipple chusta hai! conductor : wo tu is ka baap bhi choosta hai, tu kya uska bhi aadha loo gi ?

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1 chor eik ghar main chori karnay gaya wahan per osay 1 aadmi nay pakar kar nache gera deya aur appnay bete se bola beta is ke gand mar Beta: try karne laga, aur bola papa is ke buhat tight hay abdar nahi ja raha hay. Bap Bola jaa andar se churri la kar chera de kar khol de Chor Bola: Bhai sahab thook laa kar check te karo

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2 sardaar 1 larki ko dekh rahay thay. 1 sardaar:what a breast. 2 sardaar:yaar breast se yaad aaya bhabi kaisi hain?;-)

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Girl Said : 200 Rupay Lungi, hil hil k dungi..... Boy said : 100 rupay don ga, hil mein khud loon ga..... Girl : ok, 100 bhi bacha lay hath sey hila lay.....

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Sali: Jija ji 500 rs. dedo, agley hafte doongi... Jija: 1500 lele par abhi de..

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Miya aur bibi me bhayanak jhagda ho gaya. Miya gusse se titmilata hua chillaya- gaand maar doonga!!! Bibi boli:"Aage ki to sochte nahin, bus peeche pade rehte ho.."

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Ik din soo raha tha mera lund dekhabar.. muu ko apney moor ker tatoo pe rakh ke sar... itney udhar se howa ik choot ka guzar.. Aahaat jo suni lund ne dekha uthha ke sar.. woh bola choot se jati hai kidhar.... choot boli aye lund tu mujhe kia chodeyga andar jatey hi do jhaatkon mai roo dega..... choot ki khari khari batoon se lund lipat gaya apni jhantoo se .... wohh bola choot se aye choot mai tujhe chudooga teri gaand mai ik kunwakhodunga jis mai pani ki jaga nikley ga dhood aye choot teri maa ki choot..

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Teacher, Student se jab mai soft ho to bohat soft ho but jab mai hard ho to kafi hard ho. Student, Teacher se sir app to mare land jase hian

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yaar suna hay kal kisi nay tumhari kanpati pay gun laga k 2 option diye jaan do ya gand do shuker hay tumhari jaan bach gai

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Girl: Meri Choot Main Ungli Dalo. Dusri B Dalo. Ab Pura Hath B Dalo. Ab Dusra Hath B Dalo. Ab Dono Hathon Se Taali Bajao. Boy: Nahi Bajti Girl: Dekha Kitni Tight Hai...

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1 Friend : Yar meri biwi pani se bohat darti hai. 2 Friend : Acha wo kaise? 1 Friend : Yar kal mein ghar gaya to wo bathtub mai bhi security guard k sath bethi thi.!!

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teacher nay "braizer" nahi pehna tha aur kameez kay 2 button khol gaye. yeh daikh kay 2 bachay hansnay lagay tu gussay say boli "hanso maat warna dono ko bahar nikal doungi"

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husband: shadi kay baad life kuttay jaisi hogai hay . wife :kuttay say kia barabari kartay ho woh tu aik ghanaty tak phasa kay rakhta hay, tumhari tu 1 minute may nikal jati hay.

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papa:beta yeh lo 20 rs mammi ko nahi batana may nokrani kay sath soya tha. kid:papa aap boht kanjos ho. mammi mujhay 100 rs daiti hain jab woh driver kay sath soti hai.

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husband apne susral mai apni bivi se chalo sex kerte hain. bivi nahi yeh mere baap ka ghar hai. husband: tu kia mere baap ka ghar chakla hai jo tu roz tyar ho jati hai.

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Ek AADAMI Ka Beta 5th Class Mai Fail Huwa to 4th Mai Wapis Aaya... 4th Mai Fail to 3rd Mai aur 3rd Se 2nd... Vah Biwi Se Bola Panty Tight Karle, Wo Wapas Aa Raha Hai.

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Shaadi ki 1st nite husband apni wife ko Rs. 500 de kar bola, hum ne yeh kaam free mai kiya hi nahi. Wife 200 wapis kar ke boli humne 300 se zayada kabhi liye hi nahi.

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Shaadi ki pehli raat husband apni biwi ki choot ke andar aik ungli dalta hai. Biwi sharmatay hoe: Aik ungli aur dalo na. Husband: Kyun tu ne seeti bajani hai.

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aik pagal nanga bazaar may ghum raha tha ! uska lund boht lamba tha. aik orat ne dekha to boli- ye mulk taraqi kese kare ga saray kam ke aadmi to pagal hay.

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8 sal ka bachcha rape case mein pakra jata hai. Lady lawyer us ki lulli pakr k kehti hai kya ye bacha rape kar sakta hai??? Bacha kehta hai: madam ji hila mat warna case harjaogi.

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LARKI:maa kia yeh such hay kay jahan larkay lund daltay hain, wahan say hi bachay hotay hain? MAA: yes LARKI: Oh, iss ka matlab mery bachay moun say hongay.

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MINISTER: sach-sach batao, tum kitni bar hamse bewafai ki ho? WIFE: kul 3 bar. MINSTR: kab-kab? WIFE: jab apka dil ka operation tha to Dr. k pas gai thi, Fir jab Aap jail me band hue to judge k pas gai thi. MINSTR: Teesri bar? WIFE: Jab apko sarkar banana tha, Aur apke pas 76 MLAs kum the..

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Girl : Arey itna bara munh mein kaise daloon gi. Boy : Jaldi se munh kholo. Girl : Oops sare kapray geelay ho gaye. Boy : Aur lo gee. Girl: NA baba na yeh Gool Gapey tum he kahoo.

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3 Galz having lunch. 1st said" i saw d condoms in boss drawer. 2nd said: i also saw & punchered them. 3rd Said: HaramZadi pehle batana tha na !!

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