SMS & Jokes

English Double Meaning

Today, tommorow and yesterday there will be one heart that would always beat for you You know Whose??? your Own Stupid!!!

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o make it straight, she pulls it. 2 make it stand, she rubs it. 2 make it stiff, she licks it. 2 let it "IN" she pushes it. !!!! True! Threading a needle is not easy!!!

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I really deeply wish tat u r here with me in my room. on my bed&lights is off & we get under the cover together.. 2 show u my glow in the dark watch.

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Beautiful Girl" sharma ji saw a beautiful girl. he went and kissed her. GIRL: "stupid,what are you doin...?" sharma ji: " B.Com Final Year....

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Father: Tell me the name of the bastard who made u pregnant? Daughter: Daddy if u eat fifteen bananas, can u tell which one made u fat?

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Ques. What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb? Ans. U can unscrew a light bulb.

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Dear customer! your kiss balance is getting low!! Please get somebody and recharge ur balance now! u have 2 free kiss, and 3minutes hug will be expired on 1st JULY 2008

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It’s short thing, gets longer when u hold it, and pass between women breasts, and enters into a hole. What is it? Car Seat Belt, you dirty mind.

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