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i English Adult SMS
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At this moment
5 million are having sex
2 million are in gun fights
91milliom at a party and
one sad fucker is reading this SMS

Dad, what does a vagina look like before sex?
A pink rose with loveley details.
And after sex?
Boy, ever seen a bulldog eating maiyonnaise?

Today,
in style are small cars,
watches, skirts and mobile-phones...
It will come the time when
SMALL PENIS will be in style, and
then you will be the man!!!

Penis & Balls arguing.
Balls: Hey, U r very unfair!
Everytime u go in u never bring us along,
only u enjoy!
Penis: Eh, U think its fun?
I always keep vomiting!

He came at night,
explored my body,
got on top of me,
touched me,
he bit, sucked, swalowd,
when he was satisfyed,
he left,
i was hurt,
BLOODY... MOSQUITO !!!!

23 useless parts on a mans body.
20 nails u cant hammer.
2 balls u cant throw &
1 cock that cant "crow" dont laff ladies??
UR PUSSY CANT CATCH MICE

Degrees of girls:
BA:Beautiful Ass
LLB:Lovely Lickable Breasts
BSc:Beautiful Sexy Cunt.
MBBS:Member of Big Boobs Soiety.
MBA:Married But Available.....

Love is not measured by hugging,
kissing & sex,
love is respect and trust,
accepting person with open legs and closed eyes,
wet lips saying "push it more.."

Sex is like pizza.
When its good,
its VERY GOOD.
When its bad,
its Still pretty good

Always start your day with a lot of… S E X
S - SMILE
E - ENERGY
X - XCITEMENT
so make S E X a daily habit, and youll always B SUCC SEX FUL! in LIFE.

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