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Girl & Boy were having sex. Girl: Darling, I want you to kiss my lips! Boy: Sure, which 1 would you prefer first, lower lip or upper lip? Girl: Middle lips, the ones right in the middle of my legs.

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Girl: Dr, my boobs r small. Pls Do somethng ? Dr: Cum everyday. I wil suck & make them BIG. Girl : Ok then I wil get my husband also. His penis is also small !

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Dad, what does a vagina look like before sex? A pink rose with loveley details. And after sex? Boy, ever seen a bulldog eating maiyonnaise?

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Sounds women make during sex. 1) Asthmatic - ah.ahh.ah..ah. 2) Obedient - yes.yes..yes. 3) Unsatisfied - more. more...more. 4) Religious - oh god. oh god.

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Girl & Boy were having sex. Girl: Darling, I want you to kiss my lips! Boy: Sure, which 1 would you prefer first, lower lip or upper lip? Girl: Middle lips, the ones right in the middle of my legs.

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Lady1: How come your husband is always home on time? Lady2: I have made a simple rule. SEX will be at 9PM, whether you are here or not.

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Daughter: Mummy that man gave me 10 rupees to climb that tree. Mother: Stupid !He wanted to see ur panty. Daughter: I am clever I dinot wear any of them.

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Girl: Will you love me after marriage also? Boy: This depends on your husband, if he allows me.

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