SMS & Jokes

SMS & Jokes

Apke dimag ki x-ray report aa gai 10 gm mitti 10 gm ret 25 type k keede 5 gm makdi k jale 500 gm ghaas phoos Kamaal hai ! Mainu lagya khali hona!!

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"MEEREE PEEREE DEY MALIK" "SRI AKAL TAKHAT SAHIB" DEY SIRJANHAR CHHEYWAY PATSHAH "SRI GURU HARGOBIND SAHIB JI" DEY GURGADDI DIWAS DI WADAI

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"Boy: "tutte dil naal pyaar karengi ya dil tuttan tak pyaar karengi...? Girl : tutti jutti naal maar khayenga ya jutti tuttan tak maar khayenga....?

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Teacher:Give english translation of, "bazar main goliyan chal rahi " Santa replies: The Tablets are walking in the market!!

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Na zuban se, Na nigahon se, Na dimag se, Na rango se, Na greeting se, Na gift se, Aapko “Jashne Azadi Mubarak” direct dil se

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Today we are miles apart but I wanna reach across the miles and say i’m thinking of you in a very special way happy independence day

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Some things just can’t be expressed in words Some people just can’t be lived without Love can speak volumes even when words cant So all iam going to say is .. I love u . Happy Independence Day sweetheart

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Dear subscriber, Your validity for taking a bath expires on this 14th August. Kindly recharge the validity by taking a bath to avoid, khujli, dandruff, maeil, and badbooo … So wish you a happy independence day

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Wishing You A Wonderful Super-Duper - Zabardast Xtra-Badiya - Xtra Special Ekdum Mast n Happy Bole To Ekdum Jhakaas *Happy Independence Day*

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# I have someting for u. Close ur eyes: 1 2 3 4 5 6 … … … CHEATER!!! U didn’t close ur eyes. So nothing 4 u Exept My sincerity my love & prayers Happy Independence Day

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Our life is full of Colors … I hope this 15th August will add more colors to your life Happy Independence Day

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Ek bahu thi padosi pe line marti thi Saas ne dekha fir b kuchh na boli pucho kyon? KYUKI SAAS BHI KABHI BAHU THI.

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Beggar:Sir,family se dur ho gaya hu,milne ke liye 140 rs ki jarurat he. Seth:kahan he teri family? Beggar:samne multiplex me film dekh rahe he

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If you are born as poor, it is not your mistake. But if you die as poor that is definately your mistake.

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Sun Gabroo Desh PUNJAB De Teri PAGG Hai Teri Pehchan Tu SIKH Hai "GURU GOBIND SINGH Ji" Da Teri SIKHI Hai Teri Shaan Jis PAGG Di Izzat De Lai Kar Diti Jind Qurban Aaj Ohi PAGG Hai Mangdi Murh Apna Sanmaan SIKH Kom Khatam Aaj Ho Chali Zara Sambhal Apni DASTAR

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