SMS & Jokes

SMS & Jokes

Door ho magar ek ehsaas dete ho, nazro ke samne nahi par dil ke pas rahete ho, mujhe bas itna bata do, kya tum bhi mere bin rote rahete ho.

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USNE BULAYA MEHFIL MEIN JALANE KE LIYE, HUM BHI CHAL DIYE USKI MEHFIL SAJANE KE LIYE, JO KARTI THI MERI SURAT SE BHI NAFRAT , MERI MAYYAT MEIN AAYE HAIN WO AANSU BAHANE KE LIYE....

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Woh kehte rahen.....,samzhate rahen......, hum apne eab me itarate rahen......, na mani unki..... na jmane ki suni....., dard-e-aashiqi me girte sanwarte rahe......!

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Ek ke baad ek Azmaate Rahe humko.. Kabhi Sapne tho kabi Apne Rulathe rahe humko... Ab hum unse iskadhar root ke baite hai.... Ki khudha bi nakaam raha manaane me humko.

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Jane kis baat ki mujhko saza deta hai, meri hasti hui ankhon ko rula deta hai, Ek muddat se khabar bhi nahi teri, koi is tarah bhi kya apne Pyar ko bhula deta hai ....

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majboor mohabbat ka ye fasana hai, yanha mohabbat ka to dushman jamana hai, bas kismat k hatho kitne majboor hain dono, bas paa nahi sakte,samne mohabbat ka khazana hai...

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Hum pyar me had se guzar jayenge.. Yeh zindgi apke naam kar jayenge.. Aap roya karenge hume yaad karke.. Apke daaman me itna pyar chhod jayenge..

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har koi in honton pe muskan lana nahi janta, har koi is dil ko churana nahi janta, ek tum hi to ho jo hum se jeet gaye, warna har koi hamein harana nahi janta

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Woh ruthte rahe hum manate rahe, Unki raahon me palkein bichate rahe, Unhone kabhi palat ke bhi na dekha, Hum ankh jhapkane se bhi katrate rahe…

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Saath rehte rehte yuhin waqt guzar jayega Door hone ke baad kaun kise yaad aayega Jee lo ye pal jab humsath hai kal ka kya pata, waqt kahan le jayega

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Jaane ke baad woh meri kadar janega, jalane ke baad woh meri khak chanega. Phir jo yaad aayenge hum ushe, tab woh mere rone ka sabab janega

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Sheeshe ke dil me thi tasveer teri bassi sheesha toh tod diya,parr tasveer na chura saki Mila kya tujhe mere iss dil se khelkar jan hi chaiye thi toh maang kar dekhi hoti

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Lamhe ye sunhere kal sath ho na ho, kal me aaj jaisi baat ho na ho, yaadon ke hasin lamhe dil me rehenge, tamaam umar chahe mulaqat ho na ho.

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mein tumsa mohabbat karti hu jho baat labho mein lahna sa darti the woh baat mein khul kar kehti hu mein tumsa mohabbat karti hu

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Apke dimag ki x-ray report aa gai 10 gm mitti 10 gm ret 25 type k keede 5 gm makdi k jale 500 gm ghaas phoos Kamaal hai ! Mainu lagya khali hona!!

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"MEEREE PEEREE DEY MALIK" "SRI AKAL TAKHAT SAHIB" DEY SIRJANHAR CHHEYWAY PATSHAH "SRI GURU HARGOBIND SAHIB JI" DEY GURGADDI DIWAS DI WADAI

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"Boy: "tutte dil naal pyaar karengi ya dil tuttan tak pyaar karengi...? Girl : tutti jutti naal maar khayenga ya jutti tuttan tak maar khayenga....?

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Teacher:Give english translation of, "bazar main goliyan chal rahi " Santa replies: The Tablets are walking in the market!!

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Na zuban se, Na nigahon se, Na dimag se, Na rango se, Na greeting se, Na gift se, Aapko “Jashne Azadi Mubarak” direct dil se

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Today we are miles apart but I wanna reach across the miles and say i’m thinking of you in a very special way happy independence day

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Some things just can’t be expressed in words Some people just can’t be lived without Love can speak volumes even when words cant So all iam going to say is .. I love u . Happy Independence Day sweetheart

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Dear subscriber, Your validity for taking a bath expires on this 14th August. Kindly recharge the validity by taking a bath to avoid, khujli, dandruff, maeil, and badbooo … So wish you a happy independence day

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Wishing You A Wonderful Super-Duper - Zabardast Xtra-Badiya - Xtra Special Ekdum Mast n Happy Bole To Ekdum Jhakaas *Happy Independence Day*

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# I have someting for u. Close ur eyes: 1 2 3 4 5 6 … … … CHEATER!!! U didn’t close ur eyes. So nothing 4 u Exept My sincerity my love & prayers Happy Independence Day

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Our life is full of Colors … I hope this 15th August will add more colors to your life Happy Independence Day

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Ek bahu thi padosi pe line marti thi Saas ne dekha fir b kuchh na boli pucho kyon? KYUKI SAAS BHI KABHI BAHU THI.

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Beggar:Sir,family se dur ho gaya hu,milne ke liye 140 rs ki jarurat he. Seth:kahan he teri family? Beggar:samne multiplex me film dekh rahe he

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If you are born as poor, it is not your mistake. But if you die as poor that is definately your mistake.

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Sun Gabroo Desh PUNJAB De Teri PAGG Hai Teri Pehchan Tu SIKH Hai "GURU GOBIND SINGH Ji" Da Teri SIKHI Hai Teri Shaan Jis PAGG Di Izzat De Lai Kar Diti Jind Qurban Aaj Ohi PAGG Hai Mangdi Murh Apna Sanmaan SIKH Kom Khatam Aaj Ho Chali Zara Sambhal Apni DASTAR

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