SMS & Jokes

SMS & Jokes

Hove supne ch tu te jagave koi na, Sochan meriya ch tu te bulave koi na. Tere khayalan de mukaddme ch saza hoje, Hove umar qaid te chuddave koi na.

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Santa's shayari: Kutta marr gaya razai vich, main pagal ho gaya teri judai vich, fernail te machchar beh nahi sakda, main tere bina hun reh nahi sakda.

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Ek bar baarish ho rahi thi, ek aadmi chatri lekar ja raha tha, chatri ke upar ek keeda aur keedi khade hue thay, keedi hawa se udd gayi. Keeda bola, "Mitran di chatri to udd gayi, ambran te laundi hain udariyan."

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Ishq da jisnu khwaab aa janda ae, Waqt samjho khraab aa janda ae, Mehboob aave ya na aave, Par Taare ginan da hisaab aa janda ae!

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Jad aapji da janam hoya te tusi nange si te cheekan maar rahe si, te hun jad tusi nange hunde ho te koi hor cheekan marda hai. Sab time-time di gal hai!

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Baari barsi khatan geya si, Khat ke lyanda "Sehtoot", Tusi ta sute e reh gaye, tuhadi "Pappi" ley geya Bhoot!!

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Santa: Mein tere 64 de 64 dand todd dene hai. Ik hor aadmi ne keha santa 64 nahi 32 Dand hunde ne. Santa: Meinu patta se tu vi bolega is layi tere vi gin laye ne.

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Master: Mein tenu kutte te essay likhan nu keha si, Likh ke kyu nahi liyanda ? Santa: Ki karda master g, jidan he mein kutte te Pen rakhia oh paj geya!!!

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Aa gale lag ja mere yaar, Dedoon Jadu Ki jhappi do char, Aaise hi katjaye Zindegi without any risk Es ummid ke sath Wish You a ...... Very HAPPY NEW YEAR 2007!

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New Year is the time to unfold new horizons & realize new dreams, to rediscover the strength & faith within u, to rejoice in simple pleasures & gear up 4 a new challenges. Wishing u a truly fulfilling 2007

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My wishes for you, Great start for Jan,Love for Feb,Peace for march,No worries for April Fun for May,Joy for June to Nov,Happiness for Dec,Have a lucky and wonderful 2007.

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Years come n go,but this year I specially wish 4 u a double dose of health n happiness topped with loads of good fortune. Have a gr8 year ahead! HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!

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Oh my Dear, Forget ur Fear, Let all ur Dreams be Clear, Never put Tear, Please Hear, I want to tell one thing in ur Ear Wishing u a very Happy "NEW YEAR"!

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In Year 2007 may God...would be your Best Friend, He Loves you Deeper, always Bless on You , God Always Guide You & Carry you...Happy New Year

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Wish You A...Great, Prosperous, Blissful, Healthy, Bright, Delightful, Mind Blowing, Energetic, Terrific & Extremely ...happy,HAPPY NEW YEAR.

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A Relaxed Mind, A Peaceful Soul, A Relaxed Mind, A Peaceful Soul, A Joyful Spirit, A Healthy Body & Heart full of Love.. All these are my Prayers for You.. Wish u a Happy New Year.

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Nights are Dark but Days are Light, Nights are Dark but Days are Light, Wish your Life will always be Bright. So my Dear don't get Fear Coz, God Gift us a "BRAND NEW YEAR". *HAPPY NEW YEAR*

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Beet gaya jo saal,Bhul jaayein, Beet gaya jo saal,Bhul jaayein, Es Naye Saal ko Gale lagayein, Karte hai dua hum Rab se sar jhukake... Es Saal k Sare Sapne pure ho Aapke. *NAYA SAAL MUBARAK*

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Purana saal sabse ho raha hai door, Purana saal sabse ho raha hai door, Kya karein yahi hai kudrat ka dastoor, Purane yaadein sochkar udaas na ho tum, Naya saal aaya hai chalo... DHOOM MACHALE, DHOOM MACHALE DHOOM!!

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Sunehri Dhoop Barsaat ke baad Sunehri dhoop barsaat k bad, thori si hansi her baat ke baad, usi tarah ho mubarak aap ko 2007, 2006 k baad. Wish u a Happy new year.

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We will open the book. Its pages are blank. We are going to put words on them ourselves. The book is called Opportunity and its first chapter is New Year's Day.

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May this new year bring many opportunities your way, to explore every joy of life and may your resolutions for the days ahead stay firm, turning all your dreams into reality and all your efforts into great achievements.

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U are a... B. I. T. C. H. Beautiful Intelligent Talented Cute Horny r u smiling now? *YOU BITCH*

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You are a GHONCHU.. G-reat H-ot O-ne in million N-aughty C-ute H-umble U-nique Zyada khush mat ho, hai to tu ghonchu hi...

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Hi, Doing nothing? Then Make a Place, 4 Me in ur Heart!! I May come there any time! Ur's Faithfully, "HeArT aTtAcK"

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Aaj, kal, harpal, har samay, har vaqt, maheno, salo saal se ek DIL tumhare liye dhadakta tha aur dhadakta rahega aur wo DIL hai ur's own DEAR.

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Manzil ki taraf badte chalo. Jo Dil kahe usi raah ko chuno. Peeche walo ko aage na aane do aur jo aage hain unse aage niklo. Tabhi ek achhe TRUCK DRIVER banoge!

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SomeOne.. MiSSES U.. NeeDS U.. Worries About U Lonely Without U Guess Who? THE MONKEY IN ... THE ZOO ...

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Fact1: You can not touch your lower lip with your tounge... Fact2: After reading this, 99/100 idiots would try it..

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You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world!! Just a second, don't misunderstand. CUTE means: Creating Useless Troubles Everywhere..

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